This hash I thought would be the first chilly weather hash of the year but boy did it get hot!!!

So, unfortunately, I didn’t see much of the trail. I hope it was good!

Where was the food? Byte was cooking weenies so I ate one. Not his though.

Hawaiian Puke called circle up and the small crowd of wankers gathered to make the hares drink for a shitty trail.

Anniversarians were Jeff Morgan (5), Blazing Straddle (65), Hands Solo (165), Cork Screwed (195), and Hot Legs (235).

We thought we had no virgins but seems we picked up two on trail. They were Kim Barnett and Scott Stopa.

Visitors were Moby’s Dick and Two-Stroke. I have no idea where they were visiting from since I didn’t write it down ;-)

Returners were Cork Screwed, Captain Titanic, Foul Balls, Perk-A-Set (how can that be?), Water Sport, Missed Erections, Cums in 3 Courts, The Body, and Slip Knot.

Violators were:

Vominatrix and Missed Erections for doing a crossword puzzle before the circle

Hawaiian Puke for not having the Full Moon Hash on last night’s beautiful full moon, and looking like a dork with his shirt buttoned incorrectly

Spectacle Testicle, Poop Deck, and Cums in 3 Courts for racing

The hares—the neighbors saw people throwing flower at the crack of dawn (isn’t this live hare, like my picture on the 1^st page says?)

Rutro, Dual Air Bags, and Spread Sheets for having a running "Advice for those in love and heat" group therapy session

Blank Check for dressing to look like his doggie

French Toasted, Velvet Tongue, Captain Titanic, Cheap Slut, and Slip Knot for late sign in

14 Karat Cock for running 20 miles before the hash

Since Quick Drawers didn’t bring the hashit, we were not able to award it to anybody else. We should make him run with it (for a change) for 2 weeks for being delinquent on its return.

Hawaiian Puke called for whistle check, we sang Swing Low, and were out of there for another week.

Excellent hash…… Perk-A-Set

The 1999 Red Dress Hash was an outstanding success! Three beers to RDR Mismanagement and the hares for a smooth afternoon, a great trail, and a steady flow of beer! 797 red-dressed hashers from around the world registered, including a couple of busloads of wankers from Hockessin and Tidewater.

The "walking" portion of the trail took us to P-Street Beach where hares were off and Big Bird Turd tried to lead us in "Today Is Monday", then all area GMs (so indicated by their white sashes) led us in Father Abe. We wound our way through townhouses and alleys until we reached Rock Creek Parkway. Kiel Bastard’s red hat caught sail in the wind and flew across the parkway, was hit by several cars, and still retained it’s shape.

We turned left at the Lincoln Memorial and ran east along the reflecting pool. Some wackos were having a rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, screaming their message over an audio system. But I’m sure it was a hasher who announced into the microphone, "I like beer" before dashing off. I fell behind the pack when some tourists speaking in tongues asked me to pose with them for photos. At least, I think that’s what they were saying. It was easy to find the pack again.

On past the Holocaust Museum was the beer stop/photo shoot. The walkers were just arriving when the hares were away for the second leg of the trail. Well aimed flour turned Black Box into White Box.

Trail looped on east through the gardens of the Hirshorn Museum and back to the mall, where we were greeted by hares Full Metal Balls and Blank Check handing out 797, more or less, metro tickets and directing hashers to take the orange line to Foggy Bottom. Imagine 797 hashers on the metro platform, then shoving their way into a metro car, then trying to exit when an out-of-towner noticed that we were on the BLUE line, not the ORANGE line. Damned Tourists!

Exiting at Foggy Bottom, we followed flour on in to Lulu’’s and kegs ‘n’ kegs o’ beer, half the Perdue chicken farm, and disco dancing.

Sisters Wankers Aweigh and Yes Dear provided muscle guarding the down-down beers, as hares Dual Air Bags, Full Metal Balls, Blank Check, and Pay Per View drank for their trail. Then DAB held court for superlatives: Great Balls of Fire – 1^st registrant, and Fussy Bitch – 69^th registrant. Holy Tit and Oval Orifice, both of WH4, won contests for best foofaraw and were awarded for their efforts with more beer.

Hats off, Swing Low, more dancing and beer. Are you ready to do this again, Black Box?

On On! Late Cummer

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Next Week’s Hash

Date: October 16

Hares: See Dick Run

Directions: See Dick Run is without direction. It’s Rubber Chicken time!

For the latest MVH3 information, and links to all area hashes, visit Harddrive's web page: http://patriot.net/~djk/mvh3/

If you still don't have internet access, get updates on area hashes on the hotline: (202) PUDJAM0, take option 6 for MVH3.

Hash 641 – Oct 30^th - Halloween Hash

Hash 642 – Nov 6^th – Stained Sheetz et al

Hash 643 – Nov 13^th – Put It Out

Hash 644 – Nov 20^th – Foul Balls Water Sport

October 30^th is a joint MVH3 - FMH3 - WH4 trail, with beer, costumes, beer, band, and beer. Our usual 10:00 AM start time will be at 6:30 PM that day.

Register NOW for the MVH3 Millinium New Year’s Eve Party, to be held New Year’s Eve. Registration forms are on Harddrive’s website.

Joint Masters - Jaret "Yes Dear" Seiberg & Dave "Wankers Aweigh" Bertagnoli

Religious Advisor - Rich "Hawaiian Puke" Walker

Scribe/Subscribe - Carolyn "Latecomer" Sutherland & Samone "Perk-A-Set" Johnson

On-Sec - Barbara "Milk Money" Bredehoft

Hash Cash - Craig "Pudknocker" Puz

Hare Raiser - Tom "Three Times A Lady" Jones

Haberdasher/co-haberdasher - Mike "Dr Jekyll" Boyle & Heidi "Cunning Runt" Gerken

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