The 2009 DC Tour duh Hash is almost upon us!! For those of you who still have your livers, you may remember last yeara's Tour. Better than the Tour de France, the Tour duh Hash cruises through the DC Area's hash kennels hitting 9 different hashes in 9 days! This year, we'll get started early on Saturday, June 13th with a trail hosted by Mount Vernon and hared by last year's TdH virgin - Tour duh Whore. We'll then head out to College Park for BAH3, to Silver Spring for WH4, then around to the Virginia side of the beltway for a SHITty trail. And Hows Her Bush will host for Great Falls on Wednesday night, EWH3 will bring us back inside the beltway at Eisenhower Avenue, followed by WoWo and Crafty haring for Full mOOn at Catholic University. We'll finish up the tour with a DCH4 trail and picnic on Saturday, and finally limp over the finish line on Sunday with an OTH3 trail in Woodbridge.
This year, in order to track your participation in the Tour, Full mOOn will be issuing a TdH Passports As you check in for each leg of the Tour, you will present your passport to Hash Cash who will then conduct a thorough body cavity search* and rifle through your personal belongings** before allowing you to cross the border to their hashing territory.
*Full mOOn not responsible for the extent of the body cavity search. Participate at your own risk/pleasure.
**Hash Cash may elect to confiscate any material they find suspicious. Bribery is appreciated/expected.
So, do you think you can slurrrvive all 9 hashes? Can you make it to every one of them? Last year, 33 of us did! What with the state of the economy, you won't find a better deal for your entertainment dollar than at a hash. Come for one trail, try to make as many as you can, or run them all, you'll have a great time and meet hashers that you wouldn't normally get to know. There's not a better place to hash in the world that has as much variety and tradition, or as many dedicated hashers and beautiful harriettes, as in Washington DC. Come out to the Tour duh Hash and find out why!
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