WHITE HOUSE ANTHEM
We're the White House Hashers
Scum of the earth
Scourge of creation
God-forsaken fornicatin' sons-of-bitches
Found in every whore house
Drink, smoke and screw
We're the White House Hashers
And we say "fuck you!”
Beer
Well we try them all and it might sound queer
But our favorite drug is an ice-cold beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
We love beer
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Dough, Ray, Me
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long long way for beer
So, I’ll have another beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I’m drinking beer
Which brings us back to
Down, down, down down
Drink two beers
We drink two beers in the morning
We drink two beers at night
We drink two beers in the afternoon
It makes us feel alright
We drink two beers in times of peace
And two in times of war
We drink two beers before we drink two beers
And then we drink two more
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Finger
Would you like a finger in your ear?
Would you like a finger in your beer?
Would you like a finger in your rear?
No sir! No fucking way sir! No fucking
way sir!
Drink it down, down, down, down…
He’s the meanest
He’s the meanest, he sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass
Ever since he found it all he does it pound it
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass
So drink chugga lugga lugga, drink chugga lugga
lugga
Drink chugga lugga lugga – Drink!
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Her left tit
Her left tit hangs down to her right tit
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit did equal her right tit
She’s get lots of weenie from me
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Here’s to brother hasher
Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother
hasher
Here’s to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
He’s happy, he’s jolly
He’s fucked up by golly
Here’s to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Here’s to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Here’s to…
Here’s to {name}, she’s true blue
She’s a hasher through and through
She’s a scumbag so they say
And she’ll never get to heaven
Cuz she went the wrong way
Drink it down, down, down, down…
His one skin
His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knee
So roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Little bird
There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And then he shat about a peck
And he puckered up his little asshole
Asshole, asshole, asshole
He puckered up his little asshole
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Meet the hashers
Hashers, meet the hasher
They’re the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of White House
They’re the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them, as they down a lot of beer
Down-down, down-down down-down
Down down down down down down down down
Down down down down down
Down down down down down
Mlah mlah mlah (or whatever the hell it’s called)
Put you right leg over my shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah
mlah
Mlah mlah mlah mlha mlah mlah mlah
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Sally in the alley
Sally in the alley sifting cinders
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man
The wind from her ass blew out six windows
The cheeks on her ass went Blam! Blam!
Blam!
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Soldier song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I
will be
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Twenty toes
Here’s to the game of twenty toes
It’s played all over town
The women play with ten toes up
The man with ten toes down
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Why was she born so beautiful
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She no fucking good to anyone
She no fucking good at all
She ought to be publicly pissed on
She ought to be publicly shot
She ought to be tied to the urinal
To lie there and fester and rot
Drink it down, down, down, down…
You are my hashit
You are my hashit, my only hashit
You make me happy when skies are gray
You never no dear how much I love you
Please don’t take my hashit away
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Zulu warrior
A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey!
A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey!
Drink it down zulu warrior
Drink it down zulu chief, chief, chief, chief
Drink it down, down, down, down…
Nellie darling
Oh your ass is like a stovepipe Nellie darling
And the nipples on your tits are turning green
There’s a thousand flies a swarmin’ ‘round your
pussy
You’re the nastiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
There’s a yard of lint protruding from your naval
When you piss you piss a stream as green as grass
You have enough ear wax to make a candle
Why don’t you make one and shove it up your ass?
Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon
And your ingrown toenails exude a pusy cream
Your nose hair’s long enough to braid or curl
Your every White House hasher’s fucking dream
Sucking on your toes would gag Jeff Daummer
After sex with you my balls begin to itch
You need a chainsaw to trim your armpits
You’re a regular White House Hash House Bitch
Your butts about as wide as a buick
And the cellulite hangs off your thighs in chunks
When you’re swimming at the beach in the summer
You look like a battleship that has been sunk
Well it’s told that you’ve been turned down by hashers
That crotch rot your sportings getting red
It could also be the sagging of your titties
Or the spotty patch of baldness on your head
Woodpecker song
I put my finger in a woodpecker’s hole
And the woodpecker said, “god bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out
Remove it!”
I removed my finger from the woodpecker’s hole
And the woodpecker said “god bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back
Replace it!”
Replaced / turn it round / revolve it!
Revolved / turn it back / reverse it!
Reversed / in and out / reciprocate it!
Reciprocated / slow it down / retard it!
Retarded / once again / repeat it!
Repeated / let it go / release it!
Released / pull it out / retract it!
Retracted / take a whiff / revolting!
BITCH, A DOG
Bitch, a dog, a female dog
Itch, a place for you to scratch
Hitch, I pull my knickers up
Grab, another word for snatch
Bath, a place for making gin
Sex, another word for sin
Prick, a needle going in
And that will bring us back to bitch, bitch...
BY THE LIGHT
By the light (by the light by the light), of a
flickering match
I saw her snatch, in the watermelon patch
By the light (by the light by the light), of a
flickering match
I saw it gleam, I heard her scream
"You are burning my snatch, with your f*cking match."
F*CK A DUCK
F*ck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu, which will bring us back
to f*ck, f*ck...
HITLER
Hitler, he only had one ball
Goering, had two but very small
Himmler, had something similar
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all
RUBBER DICKIE
Rubber dickie, you're the one
You make bedtime so much fun
Rubber dickie I'm awfully fond of you
Rubber dickie, toy of toys
When you're in me I make noise
Rubber dickie you're my very best friend, it's
true...
SUPERCALLOUSFLAGELLISTIC
Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus
Queers like to take it up the bum from dildoes,
dicks or fingers
Lesbians like their tonguing slow to make the climax
linger
Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus!
THAT OLD BROWN TAP
That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall
Pssht! up against the wall
Pshht! up against the wall
That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall
And the wall was covered in beer!
THE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Their drinking is compulsive
Their running is convulsive
They're morally repulsive
The Hash House Harriers
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude oh
Those Hash House Harriers
They're always shiggy tracking
From constantly bushwhacking
Intelligence they're lacking
The Hash House Harriers!
WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALLGAME
Whip it out at the ballgame
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and crackerjacks
I don't care if you give it a whack
'Cos it's beat your meat at the ballgame
If you don't come it's a shame
For it's one, two, you're covered in goo
At the old ball game!
YANKEE DOODLE HE'S A DANDY
Yankee Doodle he's a dandy, he's a hasher 'til
he dies
A real live asshole from the USA, pissed on by
most other guys
Yank his doodle, he's a dandy
Yank his doodle, zip his fly
Yankee doodle ran the trail, wanking off his doodle
You are that yanking doodle guy