Bushes Invade Potomac Overlook!

Bushes invade Potomac Overlook!    The hot, humid weather did not dissuade a bush invasion on the quiet, manicured neighborhood of Potomac Overlook.  Dodging the private property restrictions, a group of mis-attire and somewhat un-attired folks with a propensity for sniffing colored flour broke the Sunday silence with sounds of ON-ON, Are You, and On-Hash.  Dodging poison ivy, skirting mud and silt, nimbly treading across rocks and boulders ‘runners’ tracked the river in search of some mighty fine ale. ‘Walkers’ toured along a more urban, sophisticated venue assessing curb appeal of bush properties as they strolled to ale.  At replenishment stop social kibitzing contributed to bestowing upon Just Karl the honor of Beer Bitch.  Spurned by the relocation of Shitty Shitty Bang Bang (SSBB) back to Potomac Overlook Park, the ‘runners’ and ‘walkers’ moved back to their start location where they promptly surrounded SSBB until she was drained of her precious ale.  True Jto * Bush form, the trail was longer than advertised, contained more vindictive vegetation than advertised, and provided more fun than advertised.  (See following excerpts for more on the All Bush Hash)

Mis-Oriented Migratory Animal

 
Providing a global positioning system to Doke Jobben (if you don’t remember your middle English-Duck Job) was not an adequate navigational aid.  French Toasted and visitor Turd Bird were trailing FRB DJ struggling to join him at the Beer Near marker (not that they were r*cing). FF and TB joined Mr Softie at SSBB backend for some bumper talk with Gaping Ho, Bite Me Elmo, and For Sail or Rent.  Four conversational topics later, DJ shows up.  How an FRB with a GPS can cum in last…inquiring minds want to know!
 
 
Thigh Highs Fall to Over The
Calf (Or the Case of The
Missing Garters)

Rear Area Security continues his quest for garters to go with his gaters.  Well Drilled and G’Boff offered to introduce RAS to Victoria’s Secret during their semi-annual sale for a garter belt, however RAS respectfully declined, opting to hold out for a personalized Harriette g-belt donation.  Bull Derek suggested he use a few of his streamers as a substitute.  They were last seen experimenting with knot techniques.

 
Lifestyle Changes?
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell!

Sucks It Blue reliably a late cummer, actually arrived at the start of circle-up.  During trail he played grab-ass with Hey Ho.  After trail he distributed the remaining editions of his soft p*rn collection AND during the circle he repeatedly caressed his fat stoogie. Readers-this conclusion belongs to you!
 

Power – Harriette Style!

Technically a violation to ‘SIT” in the circle, Bite Me Elmo and Well Drilled enjoy a chill pill chased with beer.  Both Harriettes used the day’s trail as a cool down exercise from their distance training.  Saturday, June 1st, WD will demonstrate the Hasher 100-miler technique...who needs power gel when one has beer!  You Go Girl!!  BTW:  Closet Slut and Bend Over Rover are recruiting participants in their campaign to improve the after hash dress code...looks like these two are successful converts.  CS and BOR that makes the count 4 down and 696 to go!!
 

Celebrity Profile:
White Ethiopia Dude, a.k.a. WED

Born in a white wheat field in Nebraska this young man desired to see trees and hills, and rocks, and oceans.  He volunteered to serve as a missionary in Addis Ababa between salty water and desert hills.  Loving the volunteer thing, he straddled the parallel between the political boundaries of Korea North-South.  Bored with dodging landmines and tired of mis-spelling Pyongyang, he is currently working on surfer-dude code talk for the Pentagon when not cruising for wheat beer.
 

 
1  2   3   4   5   6   7   8   ?
 

 
Absence of rules in hashing leaves the harrier/harriette field open for the count challenged.  Deciphering the first backcheck of the trail (thank goodness the back check didn’t exceed a count of 8) Caminito used his thumbs to hold down his fingers for a count of 8 and managed to turn to pack onto the correct side bar early on trail.  Shortly thereafter, another backcheck was encountered requiring a count of nine.  Chaos erupted when the count stopped at eight, for  no one present had any more than 4 fingers per hand – getting to nine seemed to be to great a hurdle.  Hare AHHB acquiesced and pointed the pack in the proper di-erection restoring harmony.
 
 
Great Ass Sighting!

 
Bounding up steep hills, clamoring over rocks, ducking under limbs provided ample opportunity for a chance great ass sighting.  Assfinder, Vominatrix, Bishop, and Puts It Out  were all reported as being true pleasures to hash behind!

 
Lost Virginities!

Just Maureen and Just Jennifer got lost/mis-oriented/off trail while chasing Road Whore and Tour de Puke.  Scarbucks used the power of the farce to call them back to the Overlook, where they looked over the harriers for future consideration.
 
 
Trail Quote:

G’Boff is busy staying upright on trail when he hears “R-U!” yelled from behind in such a manner as to prompt him to disdain to For Sale or Rent, “Who the hell is that!”  Why it was none other than our beloved religious advisor - $50Bitch!
 

 
Circle Antics

Visitors:

Strap On – Philly H3
Turd Bird – Pensacola & Survivor H3
Tour de Puke – Harrisburg H3
Death Wish – Harrisburg H3
 
 
 
 

 
Virgins:

Just Dean “Fraternize Me”  – Just Matt made him cum
Just Tammy – “Red, White, and Boobs” - And Hows Her Bush made her cum
Just Rick “I Want Him” – Bull Derek made him cum
Just Bryan “Lost N Found” – WED made him cum
Just Cahil “Memorize This” – Just Gary made her cum
Scarbucks made Just Maureen “Shy Coo Chee”, Just Jennifer “Last of the Lost”, and Just Dennis “I Need A GPS” cum

 
Anal-Versaries:

$50Bitch – 150 Shitty Trails
Road Whore – 50 Shitty Trails
 

 
Violation
Matching Game:
 
 
Action Guilty
1.  Sitting wet while doing hash cash A. Bad Bush
2. Got charges lost haring the trail B. Clorox Kidd
3. Set BN to far from actual BN C. Hey Ho
4. Jeolously set the Chandra Trail D. Bavarian Bush
5. Sitting during Circle-Up E. And Hows Her Bush
6. Had crabs without sharing F. $50Bitch
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Blessed Event-
Naming of Just Karl

Just Karl works as a network engineer, loves horses and favors the whore on top.  He achieved 15 seconds of fame during the last DC 101 Chili Cook-Off for being one hot South-Western Italian stallion!

Baptismal name proposals included: Jalapeno, Hot & Spicy, Glistening Pubes, Halapenis, Crotch Guard, Senior Douche Bag, Panda Ho, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, El Douche, but none of these names fit like Senior Douche Berg.

As witnesses by his fellow hashers, $50Bitch blessed the newest family member !!Senior Douche Berg!!
 

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Answers to Violations: 1-F, 2-D, 3– E, 4– F, 5– B, 6– C