The hashers that R ready
for some football:
$50 Bitch
38 Flavors
Turtle Dick
Shock-A-Cock
And How's Her Bush
RAS
AssHopper
WorldWide
Back Snatch
Slip Knot
Bad Ditch
Bad Dog
Beer Slut
Burning Bush
Blows My Mind
Well Drilled
Bolo Head Rat
Road Whore
Bundling Board
Put It Out
Snatch Key Kid
Vibrator
ButtMaster
You Like Cock
Can't Beat Shit
Whore Moans
Coin Operated Tip Her Whip Her
Continental Drip
Stump Dick
Designer Bush Piggily
Wiggily
Desperately Seeking Semen
Duck Job
Rubber Maiden
Evil Jesus Two Lips in the Bush
For Sale or Rent Out of the Bush
French Toasted Pacific Rim Job
Fuzzy, Warm, and Sticky
Generals Farm Animal
Goomba Pauli
Wanna Wanker
Ground Chuck
Horney Toad
Hail Mary Full of Jizz Jingle Jizz
Harepie Horton Sees a Coochie
Hawaiian Puke
Iron Maiden
Knee Me In The Balls…
Leave It In Beaver Mother's Lay
Leisure Suit Larry Master Rebater
Wax On Wacks Off
Semen on the Pew
Not Necessarily Gay
On Your Knees Bitch
Senor Douche Berg
Just Cathy Just Paul
Just Sam Just Mike
Just Julia Just Erich
Just Doug Just Gary
Just Jane Just Tara
Just Dave Just Koen
It was a hot and muggy Monday. Weekends hangovers were still in effect,
the Redskins were actually winning some preseason games
and Pacific Rim was gutsy enough to wear a Cowboy’s shirt in Redskin
Country. The‘Skin Cheerleaders’ failed to show, so the pack
was forced to run/walk the trail. Live hares (Dano & TWIG)
were blessed by Duck Job and then took off in hopes of missing a catch
by the pack – penalty is loss of drawers. The first loop was short
– one mile (1056 strides for most runners/ 1320 steps for most
walkers). Ducky caught up with the Hares cuz he short-cutted.
2Lips In The Bush, Evil Jesus, Bishop, Shock A Cock blew through
the Shot Check (“The Referee-special mix of gin and white crème
de mint) at the end of the first loop and ran over the hares marking
the exit for the second loop. Penalty was served against $50Bitch
for serving a shot to Missy-the underage hash pup! Beer Check awaited
the hash at the end of loop 2-which was 20 feet over one mile. Pack
went on strike in order to drink beer. Evil Jesus, Jesus’ Bitch,
and
Duck Job were successful in taking a few of the FRBs to break the strike
line to do loop 3. When they yelled it was a “Titty Trail” the
rest of the pack stopped striking andtried to catch-up. Alas
they were too late for a glimpse of Titty. All retired to the rear
end of
Shitty where the Lost Virginities were seranaded, visitor Just Koen
was congratulated on finally making his wife Just Monique (a lost virginity)
cum…and the woman who so courageously has been working to the swing
Not Necessarily Gay to the hetero side of things (aka Just Tara)
was baptized by the world of hashing as HALF TIME BLOW! Bundling Board
took some Geritol before the hash and was successful in
staying awske long enough to finally present him with his 300 runs
jacket. The Hash adjourned quickly to the On-On-On at Rumors in order
to take over from Assfinder, Crouching Tiger Hidden Boner, Looks Like
A Kid-Drinks Like A Girl, Sucks It Blue, and Dairy Queen the
chore (?) of drinking Golden Showers under the table in honor of his
birthday. Short Trail-Short Trash!!
Violation: Burning Bush - Yes I did take my birth control pill during
the bottom of the 7th...