WH4 Run #768: "You Blow Us & We Owe You One"

WH4 Run #789 - A Guy, a Girl, Some Nips and a Bone

Start: Pan Am Shopping Center, Lee Highway
Hares: Peeking Duck, Nippless Cage, Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon and Telecum

Well, this is the hardest trash I've ever had to write. We had a really fun hash on Sunday, but after the horrible tragedy of this week, it's nearly impossible to find anything humorous to say. Even Don & Mike were solemn on their radio show this week, so I think I'll take their cue and just report the facts of the hash. There will be a time to laugh and joke around…hopefully not too far in the future. I do want to say that I am proud to be a DC area hasher, because everyone in our hashing community has been extraordinarily caring and compassionate, from donating time and energy assisting in the rescue effort to providing space for stranded travelers. If only the whole world were hashers, it would be a better place!

Sunday's trail was outstanding, especially taking into consideration that a bunch of Everyday is Wednesday hashers were the hares. I expected it to be a complete clusterfuck like most EWH3 hashes, but it was well marked and went through some excellent shiggy and water. That can only mean one thing…. A Whitehouse hasher must have helped set the trail.

The Beer Bitch was Just Jen, and in case you didn’t get to see it, she has a peirced nipple.

Virgins (and who made them cum):

Just Diane (Raise My Titanic)

Just Allison (Poodle Fucked & Dumb Blonde)

Just Bo (Feel Me)

Just Jim (Boner)

Just Neil (Missing Rubber)

Visitors

Feel Me from San Antonio, TX

Cums Lately from Birmingham, AL

Freddy Kruger from Boise, ID

Long Time No See'ers:

Roxy Operated Buddy, Cumsquat, Delaware Queen, Doesn't Miss a Drop, Dolly Part'em, Free Refills, Major Disappointment, More than a Mouthful, Indiana Bone, Ground Chuck, Fussy Bitch, Out of the Bush, Port a Potter, Swings Both Ways, Tiny Thing, and Transparent D's

Anal-verseries:

Free Refills (50)

Short Bus Bitch and K Y Belly (69)

And the leader of the "Get a Life!" Club:

Black Box (250)

Violations:

Holytit! for being a Cinderella

Holytit! for defiling election signs

Holytit! for falsifying false trails

Holytit! for stealing a trailer

Holytit! for bringing racing paraphernalia

Holytit! for humping hariettes

Holytit! for stealing the scribes notebook

Violations by wankers other than Holytit!

BigDickNoBrains for scaring little kids

Nippless Cage for being an FRB on her own trail

Evil Jesus for environmental

Twatsssuppp! for racing to the beer check

Fire in the Cornhole for racing and taunting

Roxy Operated Buddy for sucking face all weekend at IAH but not sucking face at the Whitehouse hash

Just Tara for being a Cinderella (Holytit! teabagged her and drank from her sock! Ewww!)

Sloppy Ho was a suspected Cinderella but changed before it could be verified

We had a very solemn occasion:

We named Just Haruka. We were looking for a naming mat, but 8aPus wasn't around so she knelt on Just Steve for a while. We got the dirt on her (she knows some interesting sexual positions, probably from reading the Kama Sutra) and after lots of good suggestions, it was determined that Just Haruka will be known in the world of hashing as MisoBeechy.

Then we had another solemn Occasion:

We named Just Hector. This guy has a hairy ass. Enough said. From now Just Hector will be referred to as Ass-tro-terf.

Hash-it:

There were a lot of nominees, and Holytit! should have gotten it for stealing the scribe's notebook, and we probably would have given it to Fussy Bitch, but we wouldn't see her for another 10 months, so we gave it to Fire in the Cornhole, for epitomizing everything that the hash-it means to the hash.

On On! Ducky