ANNOUNCEMENTS

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· And now an announcement from your friendly Haberdasher:

All ordered sweatclothes are available. Also, a couple of pairs of sweatpants WITHOUT pockets @ $14 Are for sale as of 1/22 due to a problem with the original order.

We have a very limited number of the VA Interhash 1997 white shorts left. Cost: $1 due to beer spots on them. Wear nice underwear or tye dye them if you are going to get them wet. Hmmm. Medium only.

Don't forget that the White House H3 has other goodies too including luggage tags @ $3, pins (great tie tacks) @ $2, decals @ $1, patches (3 kinds!) @ $3, in addition to turtleneck and long-sleeve t-shirts in navy with beige or beige with navy ($12) and the usual t-shirts ($10). Running shorts, mostly in red (for that little something to wear under your red dress next year -- if you need something, we don't ask) are still available in S, M, L (1 pair), and XL ($12).

· The next Full mOOn hash will be The Dear Hunters Ball Hash on Saturday January 29 at 6:30 PM at the Fairfax Hunt Club. Cost: $15 includes beer, food, venison sausage, and dancing. So leave your guns at home and mount your favorite trophy rack.

· Directions: To get to the Fairfax Hunt Club take Rt. 7West to Rt. 606, (Barron Cameron Rd.), turn left on Rt. 606 and go to the second left which is Lake Fairfax Drive. Turn left on is Lake Fairfax Drive and look for the signs for the hash on the right. Alternatively, take the Dulles Toll road (Rt. 287) to exit 13, Rt. 828, Wiehle Ave. Exit righ,. and follow Rt. 828 to Rt. 606. Turn Right on Rt. 606 and go to Lake Fairfax Drive. Turn right and look for the signs for the hash on the right. Bring a flashlight.

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Sunday, January 30, 2000@ 3:00 PM - WH4 Run # 693

Hares: Dances with Dildo's and Bolo Head Rat

Contact our new HareRaiser, PutsItOut to hare a trail. Check the website at the above webaddress for upcoming runs.

Run #690

The day started out warm, but by the time we circled up to hash, it had gotten cloudy and a brisk wind was causing our beer to freeze. The Hares, covered in mud and water, insisted the trail was flat and straight. And I’m certain it was, but this Sunday this “soon to be former scribe” went with the walkers.

We were a large and mighty group, lead by BlackBox who can move like nobody’s business. The scribe spent time in the back of the pack chatting with TransparentD’s, JiffyLube, WatchHerBlow, JustHope, and PullsoutEarly with his mini hasher, JustHannah, who was dressed head to toe in woobie. She also got to ride around in the baby backpack the whole time and would not share. JustHannah was also the object of a little bit of infighting amongst TD, JL, and WHB.

We walked and walked and walked and made it to the beer stop BEFORE the runners. Although all along the trail many a runner stopped running and joined up with the walkers. I fear the runners trail was a wee bit brutal. The hares had set a “King is Dead” hash, so I suppose it was a royal pain. FussyBitch and OilofNoLay, as always, came royally attired with matching crowns and capes. Rat’sAss, showing poor taste as usual, showed up as the “King of Kings”. He attempted to walk on water but got all wet instead. Not much luck in changing vinegar into beer either.

As this is my very last trash, I am ending it here, primarily because this is all I can remember. I remember walking, talking, and drinking beer. Farewell my friends. See you On True Trail…(bring up heart warming music…slowly fade to black..)

BiteMeElmo

The Circle:

Our RA, GBOF, called his last official circle to order by calling upon our hares Ivy Licker, Rat's Ass, Battered Woman & Dumb Blonde to perform downdowns.

Virgins:

· Jay – Fag – Fag Bag

· Diana – Fag again – Doesn’t Look Like One

· Shelby– another Fag invitee - Viagra Sales Woman

· Jamie – pickup on run – Community Girl

· Brian – Barkadildo & Watch It Jiggle – Three’s Company

· Gina – Barkadildo & Watch It Jiggle again– Pairs Or Better To Open

· Karen – Turd Bird – Cums In A Nest

· Matt – One Tit Only – Persian Rug

· Daniel – Chris – Carl Lewis

· Rick – Gee Whiz – Swish Boy

· Brandie – Gee Whiz again – Cheese Whiz

· Susan – another Gee Whiz invitee – Yellow snow

· Dan – a fourth Gee Whiz guest – Craps

· John – you guessed it, Gee Whiz virgin– Likes It In Leather

· Brad – Ivy Licker – Rim Job

Visitors:

· Gee Whiz( Puson, Korea H3)

· In My Closet (Onsloy County, NC H3)

· Just Chris (EWH3)

· Just Mike (EWH3)

Long Time No-seers

Beastie Bush. Take Me Drunk, I’m Home, Agent 69, Watergate, Steamin’ Semen, Goomba, Road Kill, Hurls From the Crypt, Dr. Strangelove, French Toasted, Celtic Climax, Dumb & Dumber, Bad Bitch, Free Willee, Speedy Edie, Pay Per View,, Looney, Rat’s Ass, and Cervix With a Smile

Engaged Couples

Barkadildo & Watch It Jiggle, which led to the other engaged couple present, Beastie Bush & Hadam Madam, also drinking

Anniversaries

Beastie Bush & Blowing In The Wind - 69

and the winner in the get-a-life club who was awarded his shiny mug for 200 runs, Hadam Madam, which led to all engaged couples drink, all GMs drink, all 69s drink, and all Killer Bees drink

Mug Club

Road Kill, Hurls From the Crypt, Pulls Out Early, Looney, Dumb & Dumber, Finger Picking Good, Take Me Drunk, I’m Home, Spurt Plus, and Watch It Jiggle

Naming .

(Just) Dusty is an IT sales person and believes in abstinence? Nominations were Structural Stacked & Packed, Community Chest, Holy Smokes, Cups Runneth Over, and Thanks for the Mammories . After a very close runoff between , Cups Runneth Over, and Thanks for the Mammories . henceforth and forever more, she will still forever be known in the White House Hash and throughout the world of hashing as Cups Runneth Over..

Violations of which there were plenty:

· Monkey Piss for having a cloned monkey out there in the world

· $50 Bitch and Pulls It Out for dog abuse

· Transparent D for getting a pedigree and manicure while our hare Dumb Blond was setting trail which led to all GMs drink, all Killer Bees drink, all holy persons drink, all Tits drink, all bill Wagners drink, all Cheeseheads drink, and all Asses drink. (By his time there was no one left to sing).

· Roach Motel for leaving us for Colorado Springs

· Blowing In The Wind and Blonde Roots for wearing the same outfit which led to all Blondes drink, , all holy persons drink, all Tits drink, all Hares drink, and all Asses drink

· Big Bird Turd for not filling his tights

· One Tit Only for having sex on trail

· Black Box for having a prepared list of names for the peanut gallery which led to all Tits drink, and all GMs drink

Hashshit

Although GBOF, and Big Bird Turd were nominated, One Tit Only won for having sex on trail.

On ON

Mellow Foreskin Cheese

Run #689

Hares: InYourDreams, PutsitIn, TartWheel, and HurlyGurlyMon

The Run: The Bethesda Chase…

With a serious sense of foreboding and a HUGE dollop of Déjà vu, this scribe, stood in the wind, rain, and cold on top of the Woodmont Triangle Garage in Bethesda. HEY! Wait a minute. It was this exact spot last year about this time, well at least at about this weather, i.e. rainy, cold, windy, that this scribe started a hash.

Talk about recycling. At any rate, we stood and we waited, and we waited, and we waited, ‘cause God forbid, should a White House Hash actually start ON TIME! But, I digress.

The trail went like this. We ran through Bethesda, past many restuarants, through some neighborhoods, pissed off a few neighbors by probably short cutting over their property (bad hashers); had beer at a beer stop; had some Koolaid shooters (or maybe they were Gatorade shooters, which we all know are much better for us) at a shooter stop; and finished on top of the garage.

Who ran this trail? Good questions, but FLAB, Perk-A-Set, LeisureSuitLarry, LateCummer, GroinRash, JustMIke, Breathless, JustChris, JagQueen, DuckJob, BlazingStraddle, ChickenF*cker, LazyMuthaF*cker, FireCrotch, Just Anna, OneTit, BadBush, Cyclops, Gus, $50 Bitch, badBitch, Black Box, Blowin’inTheWind, Blonde Roots, Body Heat, BoloheadRat, DancesWithDildos, ButtPlug, Das Beaver, Dick Is Fine, Eat Me For Breakfast (who apparently will only now show up for Maryland hashes), FellatieThrow (partner in crime with the scribe), Fossil, Fussy Bitch, God Damn Flying Semen, Ground Chuck, HadaMadam, Harddrive, Harem Scarem, Hash Skunk, Hawaiian Puke, Holy Tit!, Inch Worm, Jag Queen, Jail House Cock, Kiel Bastard, KYBelly, Leaky Tampon, LeaveitInBeaver, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, MiteyTight, Mr. Softie, Never Saw Him Cumming, Nippleless Cage, Number 2, Oil of NoLay, One No Trump, One Tit Only, Put It Out, Raise My Titanic, Respectacle Testicle (who I believe was spectacle-less), Ruined It For Dad, She's Not Heavy, She's My Lover, Suck Eat and Lei, Tez's Smirnoff Smirf, Virgin With Mary, Vominatrix, West Virginia Woody, WhereDaFukRWe?, Will Work For Dick, Yes Dear (who also only graces us with his presence when we are in Maryland, well, or DC..sometimes, if its near his office!)

Well, gang this is my final trash…new scribes took over at the January 22, 2000 Christmas Party..

And on that note, I bide you all a fond farewell and On On….BiteMeElmo

The Circle:

Our RA, GBOF, called the circle to order with a toast to one of our former members, Death March, who passed away in Asia while working for the UN on New Years day one year ago and a toast to the King of Rock n’ roll on his 61^st birthday. This was followed by our hares (Tartwheel, Hurly Gurly Mon, Put It In and In Your Dreams) performing downdowns.

Virgins:

· Peter – No One – Sick F*ck Limey Wanker

· Patti – Holy Tit – Spike Jones

· Jason– the “Leave It In Beaver Guy”– Little Twig

· One of the two Angies – Fire Crotch – I’d Love to See That

· Tom – She’s Not Heavy, She’s My Lover – Lover Boy

· Mike – Leaky tampon – Bloody Mess

Visitors:

· Groin Rash (Montreal H3)

· Body Heat (St. Petersburg, Russia H3)

Long Time No-seers

· Bad Bitch

· Fag

· Put It In

· Suck Eat & Lei

· Tez’s Smirnoff Smirf

· In Your Dreams

· $50 Bitch which led to All ViQueeens drink, all Hares drink, all Bitches drink and all Harriettes drink.

Anniversaries

· Jag Queen 25

· KY Belly 25

· In Your dreams 25 which led to all Hares drink

· Late Cummer 75

and the winner in the get-a-life club who was awarded his mug, Hard Drive, with 100

Mug Club

Hard Drive, Diaper, Cock Spit, Ground Chuck, Fag, Das Beaver, and Bad Bitch

Namings: We had two.

(Just) Gus who had convinced everybody that Gus was the name that the N.Y. hash gave him – NOT. He is an architect and loves owls. Nominations were Structural Flaw, Snatch In Back, KY Smelly, Carpet Crack, and Liar Liar, After a runoff between Carpet Crack and Back Snatch, henceforth and forever more, he will forever be known in the White House Hash and throughout the world of hashing as Back Snatch.

(Just) Brad is a computer geek and loves coyotes. Nominations were Pissing in Action, TCPI Penis, Boobs and Bobbing, Blown Fuses, Rocky Horror, Asshole, and Edward Penis Hands. Henceforth and forever more, he will forever be known in the White House Hash and throughout the world of hashing as Penis Cum.

Violations:

· Bite Me Elmo and FellatieThrow for buying at Starbuck’s on trail (editor’s note We did not! It was a milkshake and a hot chocolate purchased at a famous Bethesda ice cream parlor called Gifford’s - your advertising dollar at work!!) and drinking it at the circle and then spilling beer

· Duck Job, Butt Plug, and Tartwheel for birthdays that led to all Hares drink, all Hash Shits drink and all mismanagement drink

· Our future GM, Perk-A-Set, for f*cking over White House at Mount Vernon the day before which led to all future GMs drink, all Bitches drink, and all worthless ViQueen fans drink

· Late Cummer and Leisure Suit Larry for riding the elevator to the Beer Check

· Bite Me Elmo again for running into a parking meter on trail

· Holy Tit for pissing in front of the hares

· One Tit Only for a definite fashion statement

· Mighty Tight for walking through a plate glass window

· Hawaiian Puke for being outpuked by FellatieThrow

· All members of the mug club who did not have their mugs

Hashshit

GBOF for forgetting Bite Me Elmo’s name beat out Bite Me Elmo and FellatieThrow

On ON