Date: Sept. 28, 1997
Hares: Regular Pervert, Tu Tu Fairy and Hate Crime
Location: Ballston Common Mall. Arlington,VA.
What a dreary Sunday it was. I decided to drive to Ballston early to get some shopping in before the hash. I quickly bought myself a sexy sheer plum blouse then changed into my hashing clothes in the parking garage of the mall. I look over the edge of the deck and found there were several wankers with no lives milling around below. I took my ice pack and dry bag down the stairs to greet those brave souls. It was hard to tell if it was the rain or the hangovers keeping the pack away today. In total, I think we had about 30 hashers that day (I'm not complaining; it was a nice change after 478 wanks the day before!).
After some coaching by SPINAL TAP, CUMS WHEN TOLD from the San Francisco area hashes lead us in Father Abraham. The hares were called into the circle to explain the trail. Seems these Penn State College boys can't learn fast enough to switch to White House trail markings so they used their normal ones instead. In this case X's were checks (huh?!) and three dots of flour were false trail. We wondered how many hashers would get lost on this one. We were in luck, for our efforts of figuring out trail markings, the hares were going to give us 2 beer checks!
Off the pack went down Glebe Road while the injured and lazy (PPV, WATERGATE, HE-HORE and STOOL SAMPLE? short cut down George Mason Drive in the rain. Down the road when went until we came upon Route 50 to Beer Check #1!
We arrived to find NEXT WEEK in autohashing via 4-Runner. FRIENDLY THIGHS was late for the start, found flour only to run the trail backwards (can you say NO-NO?!). NUMBER TWO was happily pouring beer for the wet and thirsty souls. HAWIIAN PUKE and ROXY MORON were enjoying the rainy day due to the harriettes in white t-shirts!
"On On!" was quickly cailed again and the pack was off through the park. WATERGATE and I decided to catch a ride to the next beer check with NEXT WEEK. We mooned hashers on Route 50 as we passed them. Soon we made the turn into the residential area that happens to be PERVERT'S neighborhood.
Okay, this was rather confusing. The second beer check had hasher humper saleing her wares, oreos and chips out as well as beer flowing. The hares had decided to end the trail here since they could not pull the beer van into the mall.
The circle began with the hares showing the virgins how to do a proper down down. The virgins were Dan, who Blue Balls made cum and was given the temporary name of 'lucky, Lucky man". Next we were introduced to Stephanie who came with Perkaset who was named "Dose" for the day. Visitors included the Wittany Valley Crew: FLOPPY, TU TU FAIRY and HATE CRIME, WORM from West London H3 and CUMS WHEN TOLD from the Bay Area hashes.
Violations included NEXT WEEK for autohashing, who was later joined by WATERGATE and PAY PER VIEW who helped him navigate after the first beer check. BIG BIRD TURD did a down-down for actually not being a pain in the *ss for once.
Next the hares sang us a song, it was the theme song for their NVH3 group of deviant, the P.U.S.S.Y. Song (don't ask what it stands for, they couldn't agree on it!). WATERGATE then displayed the adoption papers drawn up by members of NVH3 and WH4 for the adoption of REGULAR PERVERT. F*CKING PESTO CHICKEN presented WATERGATE with a pair of edible men's undies. Believe it or not, no wanker volunteered to wear them.
Next NVH3 gave their "Sgt Schultz" award to PERVERT (the equivalent of our hashit). This is a baseball cap that states "Sgt Schultz. I know nothing" which he recipient has to drink out of and wear until the next week.
We sang "Swing Low" and almost started to head out to Carpool for the On-On-On when I, being the bimbo that I am, told WATERGATE that I could not believe I wasn't called in for haring the Red Dress hash the day before. Waddayano, I was in the middle of the circle with beer in hand! HIDDEN ASSETS was called in for asking for a list of names and numbers of attendees of the Red dress hash - seems there's some romance brewing with a Richmond wanker. Last but not least, we remembered that SPINAL TAP just celebrated his 60th birthday. After that down-down, we really did call it quits and went to Carpool.
On On!
Pay Per View
In January, mismangement will be changing over! If you 're interested in helping out, contact a member of mismangement (anybody listed at the top of the hash trash) for more info. Every week we will try to put in a blurb for each posistion.
Sunday, October 12, 1997 @ 3:00PM - #558
Hares: ??
Start: ??
Saturday, October 18, 1997 - DC Full Moon Hash
Hares: DCFMH3 Mismangement
Start: Germantown, MD
More details to cum...
Sunday, October 19, 1997 @ 3:00PM - #559
Hares: Wet Spot, others
Start: Tenleytown, NW DC
Saturday, October 25, 1997 - Mt Vernon H3 Halloween Hash
Special Time: 5pm
More details to cum.
Sunday, October 26, 1997 - Marine Corps Marathon Beer Check
Cum support your favorite hasher at the 18/22 mile marker by handing out
oranges and beer! Details to cum soon.
Sunday, October 26, 1997 @ 3:00PM - Marine Corpse Marathon Hash -
#560
Hares: Rude Boy & Next Week
Start: Iwo Jima Monument, Arlington National Cemetary
On-On-On: The Quarter Deck
Sunday, November 30, 1997 - Baltimore/Annapolis H3's
500th!
Details cumming soon.