Date: July 6, 1998
Hares: Rude Boy & Vominatrix
Location: Mr Day's Sports Bar & The Surrounding DC Streets
GET YOUR HASH INFORMATION ELECTRONICALLY - Contact GBOF via email smythe_andrew@birdengineering.com, to be added to the WH4 electron list (Submit First & Last Name, Your Hash Name [if you have one], and put "GBOF" in the subject line, make sure you send your email address).
HASHER HUMPER HABADASHER INFO: As some of you know, we are having problems with the white lettering peeling off on the blue and green shorts. The supplier is aware of this problem (I called very quickly!). If you bought a pair of the blue or green shorts this summer and the imprint is starting to peel off, please return the shorts to me and I will give you another pair or refund your $12. *Please* wash them first! I am returning all defective shorts to the supplier. The problem seems to be in the shorts with the mesh lining, but if anyone has the longer length and the white imprint starts to peel, please bring them back also. Sorry for the inconvenience. By the way, wash according to label instructions! On a happier note, have you seen our new on on feet mouse pads? For only $5 you can make a hash statement at your office or home. Always stop by the White House H3's hash outlet to see what's new and what's on sale. You never know if you will find that perfect gift for your hash sweetheart!
PERSONALIZED HASH BASEBALL CAP:
OPPORTUNITY: Ownership of a personalized hash baseball cap (your hash name or you (just) name or whatever you
want to say on the back of a hash baseball cap).
OPTIONS: You select the color of the hat. Color options were based upon a scientific survey and my gut feeling about
white. (The top 3 choices in a recent WH4 Mismanagement poll were forest green, navy and denim. White was also added due
to its popularity at the Mount Vernon Hash). The front of the hat will be adorned with White House Bunnies and "YOUR
PERSONALIZED" words of wisdom will adorn the back just above the strap.
COST: The total cost, hat with bunnies on front and personalized name on back is $12.00 (cheap by a any yardstick).
HOW TO ORDER: See BIG BIRD TURD (The Other Bill Wagner) to get an order form, fill it out analong with $12.00
for each hat (yes money up front). I will prepare all of the paperwork and coordinate the purchases and delivery via Hasher
Humper (I am doing the point of sales work stuff, so don't bother to ask her questions - SEE ME).
HOW LONG WILL YOU WAIT TO GET YOUR HAT??: Approximately 2-3 weeks from time order is submitted.
WH4 SUPER BIG 600th WEEKEND 24 through 26 July 1998. Can you believe it FOUR (4) HASHES ONE (1) PARTY, and ONE (1) each Pub Crawl, Fat Boys Recovery, and a Monday special. Mark your calendars and check out the details inside. Make sure you get the info and pay early NLT July 6th to get a SPECIAL DEAL, otherwise you pay BIG BUCKS.
RED DRESS WEEKEND COUNTDOWN: The Fifth Anal Washington DC Area Red Dress Run will be Saturday,
September 12, 1998. This is without question the most anticipated run of the year. This year will be a full weekend of Red
Dress Events: Friday, September 11 will be a full mOOn pre-lewd hash. Sunday, September 13, White House will sponsor a
recovery hash and champagne brunch. All three hashes will start somewhere in the DC area, end somewhere in the DC area,
with trail somewhere in the DC area. More details cumming soon. But now:
A little red dress history from Harddrive: Back in 1994, the Mount Vernon hash had among its members a hasher named
Short Cummings who had hashed in San Diego. As everyone knows, San Diego started the original Red Dress Hash around
1986. Short Cummings thought that the DC area could have a really good Red Dress Hash because we had so many hashers in
the area. Well Short Cummings' incessant whinning to Roto and Harddrive about doing the damn thing finally got to us and
along with S'not we started planning the event. The rest goes something like this:
Red Dress I--September 1994, 140 hashers Highlights: Trail went from Bardo Rodeo in Arlington into DC via the
Memorial Bridge after a rousing 'ather Abraham ala "Chorus Line" on both sides of Wilson Blvd. After a trek around the
Washington Monument and a beer stop along the Potomac (where the pack formed a giant red arrow directing planes to
National Airport), the trail led to a Metro ride back to Arlington and the On-On-On at Bardo. Mount Vernon's Stained Sheets
had a little problem with the Metro Police when he jumped the turnstiles at the Metro station after losing his fare card. That
little feat cost him a $40 ticket! A hare side note: during scouting of the trail, the hares planned on using a particular metro
stop as a egress from the trail to ensure they were one Metro train ahead of the pack. Well, that Metro stop is closed on
Saturday so the hares were forced to use a different Metro stop. The confusion had our hares get on the train going the wrong
direction. This little slip up had the hares on the same Metro train that the pack was about to board. The hares figured this
might happen so they boarded the train at the very front and hid behind some non-hashers until the train reached the Rosslyn
stop where they exited and ran to the On-On-On. The pack never knew what the hell was happening.
Next week: Red Dress II.
It was a marvelous day to hash in the Nations Capital. Well that's how I felt before the tiny winne, shortie quickie hash of the day. We all arrived at Mr. Day's via some form of conveyance, paid our $3 (thanks BB for standing in for Stradles) and socialized with our friends awaiting what we thought would be BIG things. Finally Had A Madam showed up LATE, with some lame excuse about looking for a parking space AFTER 6:30 (when it becames cheap and legal to park on the street). Shortly there after the group was called to the GET READY girls and boys round-up more commonly called a START CIRCLE UP. For some GERMAN reason several members of GERMAN descent ((just) Katrine and Ick Liebe Dick) were called forward to lead us in our FATHERLY ritual. Boy did I have a difficult time trying to translate GerAmerMan, especially the way these two were butchering BOTH languages. Well somehow we got through it and the hares were called forward to give us some instructions. They didn't have much to say (at the time I didn't understand why, but later I understood all to well because this wasn't much of a hash).
As we exited the bar via the eastern alley there was a feeling of all is well with the world. Chappaquickdick and Mellow Foreskin Cheese were leading the group in a "ON WISCONSIN" fight song on the way out. As we turned south and headed toward Pennsylvania Avenue, it felt good to be hashing in DC. Beastie Bush was with us once again and she seemed to be into the whole scene, good. I watched a group that included: Bramble Bush, Champagne Charlie, Cyclops, Dirty ‘N' Hairy, Dumb Blonde, and Exhibit A&B hustling down 18th Street. I also over heard (just) Julie telling (just) Mercie to "see my lugie's", whatever they are or were I hope it was hare raising. We finally reached PA Street and turned left and quickly began to pass Billy's house. There was a group of hashers, that included: For Sale Or Rent, Fussy Bitch, Goofy, Goomba, Great Balls Of Fire, Had-A-Madam, Hands Solo, Harem Scarem, Hawaiian Puke, Hurly Girly Man, Ick, Liebe Dick, Jimi Hendrix, Keyless Entry, Late Cummer, Leggo My Ears, Leisure Suit Larry, Lick It Off Baby, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, Milk Money, Missed Erections, Mr Magoo, and Next Week, who were observed singing lude and licivious songs to our one and only (for 2 more years ONLY) commander and chief. As you can imagine, this gathered a crowd. It was at least 30 minutes before the thing was over, the applause given, Drinks On Me Bud completed his personal oration of "Hey Man, I Bud, I Good, and Life is Love", and we were off again up 16th Street. As we got more and more strung out, I observed a group of hashers that included: No Butts No Glory, No Genitals, Noah's Ark, Number 2, Oralgina, Perk A Set, Pro Boner, Put It Out, Rainblow Dick, Sex Education, Spits It Out, Squidly Diddly, and Stool Sample slowing down to a walk so they could socialize with the tourist's and catch their breath after all of the energy they had expended on this VERY LONG trail. As we FINALLY turned back onto 18th Street and saw the alley opening leading into the ON-IN, I slowed to watch: Three Times A Lady, Tick Cock, Tidy Bowl, Trouser Snake, Wheredafakhawe, Wilburr, (just) Nancy, Working The Bar, and Yeast Injection pass me and prepare for the BEER MAN side of things. 15 minutes of elapsed "we be gone man" time and the hash was OVER, DONE, FINI. Absolutely unbelievable, a new world's record in shortness; but alas it was really done and not even Burn Sox's heroic efforts to create a second half could deter the doneness of the thing. See Black Box (below) for more dirt on the group.
After we finished I decided to get some quotes to throw into the trash to represent the mood of things, here goes: Tez's Smirnoff Smirks "Damn Short", F*ck In The Muck, "better than f*ucking muck", (just) Judy "Too Short" but that's what she says about all of her men, (just) Andresa "I don't know, and I don't care, it was just FUN", Looney "the walkers went to the bathroom and back and it was over", (just) Christina "I don't know" a typical virgin impression of the hash, (just) Amber "O dear that was short" how short was it?????, (just) Susan "silence no quote", (just) Micaela "I'm thinking" what is that smell??, (just) Jenn "I like them short and sweet" and "quick and uneventful" watch out for that one guys, (just) Beth "best short run I have ever done' and she really did it a huffin and a puffin and a blowing the guys down, Cumming Brief "SHIT" a real short and to the point gal, (just) Renata "fun" wow is she easy to please, (just) Gentre "Short" another simple one there. I also talked to someone named Ball Buster, and she began to sing "love is in the air" and talk about Costra Rica and blue balls and Wilburrr, what's up here can no one enlighten me about the situation. Wilburr what's up here guy?????? PS, Ball Buster tried to bribe me not to say anything in the trash, by saying "if you really loved me you wouldn't do it". Your already taken, and that little old "devil made me do it" guy took over, I am truly sorry (do you believe that???). As we were partying in the ON-ON-ON, I asked Speedy Edie for some words of wisdom, her reply "the hash was unsatisfactory, but the On-On-On was gratifying" more prophetic words were never spoken more sincerely. I also asked the FRB's (Pimpsicle, Charlie Orange, and Three Times A Lady) for some words, their response "too much and too little" there must be some meaning there, but unfortunately it escapes me at this moment. Anyway that it gang, see you next week!!!!!!!
View from the Rear
Rude Boy never ceases to amaze me. First time I ever met him was about 3 years ago during a period when he kept receiving the hash*t week after week because of a looooong assssssssss trail that he had set with No Genitals on a hot steamy Memorial Day weekend. Apparently everyone got so lost and so tired, that that run became the standard of what NOT to do. Since then, he has set other trails that have been long, difficult, or rugged, or otherwise f*cked up. Late last week, I spoke with him about Monday night's trail, and all he would tell me was that it was something we hadn't done in a while. Oh sh*t! What does THAT mean? Then Mellow Foreskin Cheese tells me that Rude Boy's plan was to have a couple of really looooong false trails and some nasty back checks. Oh sh*t! It's starting all over again--the Rude Boy Hash*t Rein. So I get to Mr. Day's for the start of the run, and ask Rude Boy if he has a short cut for the walkers. He laughed. Oh sh*t. He then reminded me that we were downtown and we were starting and ending at the same place, and if the walkers got too far behind, we could just go back to the start. Heck, that's no fun. I then cornered co-hare Vominatrix and asked her for tips for the walkers, and she just stared at me. Oh sh*t. Looked like we were in for a bumpy night. But, I get ahead of myself [who said "head"?].
When I arrived at Mr. Day's at 6:00 to handle the signin-- Blazing Straddle was in Massachusetts at the beach for the weekend [You know, "There once was a girl from Nantucket......"]--I was greeted by Mammorex, Blowin' In the Wind, and Virgin Chris. I then told Mammorex and BITW that I needed two volunteers to help me with signin, and since they weren't doing anything else, they were it. See what happens gentlemen when you cum too early? Yeast Injection and Just Christine then show up in Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, and Yeast Injection starts to hand me the map from the previous week's trail that he didn't have at the time for the walkers and I told him that he was still on my sh*t list for having given the walkers bad d-erections last week, and that he would need to get me a beer if he had any hope whatsoever of getting back in my good graces, which he promptly did. Signin went pretty smoothly this week, although BITW kept forgetting that he was supposed to actually stay at the signin table to signin the virgins and visitors, and Had A Madam, who had promised to show up early to handle the 600th advance registrations, didn't arrive until 6:40, but Leisure Suit Larry and Spits It Out came to the rescue. We had a total of 147 people sign in for the run! A new record according to Spinal Tap.
After we were lead in F'Abe by the German contingent--Just Katrine and Ick Liebe Dick--"On On" was called and we exited the alley and turned right on 18th Street. I then noticed that Vominatrix was hanging back with the walkers and she said that she was doing sweep. We had gone about a block when I noticed Rude Boy carrying his bag of flour ahead of us. He also was doing sweep. Heaven help the runners, I thought. Eat It Raw and I quickly took the lead along with Mellow Foreskin Cheese who decided it was too hot to run. We started talking about his upcuming trip to Kuala Lumpur for the Interhash, and Eat It Raw gets all dreamy eyed and reminds us that it was just two short years ago at the last Interhash when she met and fell head over heels in love with Champagne Charlie. MFC and I got so involved listening to her sweet reminisces that we missed a check in front of the White House and a left turn through Lafayette Park. We had gone about a block and noticed no more flour and turned around and saw the rest of the walkers with Rude Boy and Vominatrix going through the park. We ran and caught up with them and I thanked them for NOT calling us back to true trail. Rude Boy looked dumbfounded and said he hadn't noticed that we hadn't made the turn. Hmmmm. We then walked down 16th Street for a few blocks, turned left onto M Street, and pretty soon saw an "On In" sign. Wait a minute. We've only been on trail about 20 minutes. Can this possibly be the end? We followed trail back into the alley and there is the pack imbibbing in beer! I couldn't believe it. No one got lost. No one nearly expired from heat exhaustion. No one missed the beer check. And no one was p*ssed off. Is this the new kindler, gentler Rude Boy? I heard later that Burnt Sox and Hawaiian Puke couldn't believe that they had cum all the way downtown for a 1 mile run, so they grabbed some flour and decided to set a live trail down 19th Street. Trouble is, I don't think that anyone else followed them, but to each his own.
During the circle, I seemed to have developed the clumsies not to mention being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Noah's Ark was talking to Just Chris and somehow her beer landed on my legs. Just after I dried myself off, the hares were called into the circle and Big Bird Turd starts throwing flour at them, but misses and hits me. Then when Spinal called for announcements, I start to put my beer on top of my head so that I can announce the upcuming full mOOn and Red Dress Runs, and hit my arm and spill half of it all over me. Geez. With the beer and flour mixture, I looked like a jar of alcoholic paste.
The On On On was, of course, at Mr. Day's. I think we overwhelmed the pizza maker, since it did seem to take a loooong time for the pizzas to arrive, but thanks to Fussy Bitch for helping me elbow my way to the front of the line, and to Blank Check for keeping all of us at the back bar supplied with beer.
On for another week. Black Box
I was AMAZED to see Shitty-Shitty-Bang-Bang so SOON, and it wasn't even a beer stop. "are we really done" and "is this the ON-IN" was all I heard from the gathering mass of hashers. Burnt Sox was so confused that he grabbed a bag of flour and told everyone to give him 10 minutes and then follow him for hash part 2. Really Burnt, do you think we want to wander out on those dangerous DC streets after we had settled in with a beer and our trash?? The overall feeling of the group was confusion, amazement, and curiosity. I did not observed Hasher Humper selling her goodies, so maybe even she was surprised by the state of affairs. As I passed out the trash I got a good feeling about the group this week; they were a unique blend of real old timers, come again and check it out hashers, virgins with a sprinkling of visitors. After a good time of drinking, signing up for the 600th and just socializing, Spinal Tap, Cyclops and Had A Madam, called the group to circle. Had A Madam then called the hares forward: Rude Boy, and Vominatrix came forward to BE RECOGNIZED. Rude Boy had a bag of flour as he entered the circle and yours truly Big Bird Turd decided to have fun and throw some on the hares, unfortunately it backfired on Black Box who unfortunately got in the line of fire. Her always black and stunning outfit became partially WHITE very quickly. Sorry about that MS Box. After the laughter calmed down, the group was asked to answer that old question of "What did you think of that run?". As all hashers have come to understand, the age old response of "What a Shitty trail!" sprang forth from the group. After some solemn deliberation Spinal Tap, Cyclops & Had A Madam asked for a song (which was "Why Were They") and the hares drank, and the sight was good. Had A Madam then called the Virgins forward, we had LOTS of VIRGINS this week. Their vitals are listed below:
| Name | Who Made Them Come | Temporary Hash Name |
|---|---|---|
| John #1 | Your Mother (best you ever had) | West Virginia |
| Beth | Lucindia | Political Princess |
| Chris #1 | John Kelly | Frito Lay |
| Chris #2 | Chris Kay | Moose Mother |
| John #2 | Chris Herers | Hawaiian Pukes Girlfriend |
| Christian | Ugly | Ugly Indeed |
| Huxtel | Fubbes | Hedenistic Honey |
| Cathy | (just) Debbie | Debbie Does Cathy |
| Beth Ann | Love Me Tender | Comes Again & Again |
| Jamie | Got A Quarter | Pocket Pinball |
| Jeff | Pay Per View | Not Worth The Money |
Had A Madam then asked for a note, and they drank to "Why Were They Born So Beautiful", it was a mass confusion as the entire VIRGIN Class of the 598th run attempted to down the beer ALL at once. But it was FUN to watch!!!!!!! Welcome Virgins, come often. We had 5 VISITORS, and they came and went SOOOO fast, but this week I got all the vitals on them: (1) (just) Amber from Santiego, (2) Got A Quarter from Richmond, (3) Speedy Edie from California (I think Compton), (4) Coming Brief from Boston, and (5) I'm Getting It Today from MVH3. They got their souvenir mugs and drank for the assembled masses. Thanks for cuming and lets do it again SOOOON. There were also a lot of long time NO SEES, in fact four: (1) Raise my Titanic, (2) Stroke Me Gently, (3) Blank Check, and (4) Toy Boy. Because of their make-up, they causes the when one drinks all drinks occur for the Grand Masters, Bill Wagner's, Cheese heads and Titanic's. We sang they drank, it was nice.
We had two special occasions, 100 run mugs for two of the EXTRA special people in the hash. One being Bark A Dildo and the other being Fussy, (Futzy, Fluffy or F*cking or whatever) Bitch. As we sang "Here's To The Hashers", they drank and we were in awe of the accomplishment. As they were finishing, we heard "when one bitch drinks all bitches drink", that forced Put The Bitch Down to come forward and drink to "Him, Him F*ck Him". As they left the circle, I was thinking "Come back again for 100 more, ya hear now!!". We had a solemn event; A NAMING. The lucky person was (just) Matt. He is a half brain that works for Arthur Anderson and will soon be going to Chicago. We had to warm up to this one, the process was SLOW at first; after a little prodding and someone observing that a video camera was watching our circle the potential names began to flow and included: (1) The Fiber, (2) Wave To The Camera, (3) 15 Seconds Of Fame, (4) Big Brother, (5) 91/2 Weeks, (6) Candid Camera, (7) Blow Me, (8) Sex, Lies & Video Tape, (9) Do Me Ditka, (10) 3 Legged Dog, and (11) 3rd Eye. After mush pomp and circumstance, the winner is:
May you live, multiply and prosper with such a fine hash name. To honor this new name Had A Madam lead us in the song "He May Be A Joy To His Mother", and Cyclops poured the brew over his head as he drank, and it was GOOD. Sexy Lies, may you transfer to Chicago with the understanding that you were had by the WH4, enjoy it man!!!!
Tick Cock brought the hashit and carried it with honor and pride during the hash, for the second week (remember, that due to the cop bust he got to keep the darn thing). Those who were nominated included: (1) Burnt Sox for Trail Extension Exhibitionism, (2) Meat Puppet for 600th form violations and 5K running, (3) Forna Kicker for alcohol violation (spilling while attempting to drink), (4) Rude Boy (Vominatrix stand in) for security engineer leaving bag unattended, and (5) Tick Cock for just one more week. After much deliberation it went to Meat Puppet. No No, we had a crowd uprising, they wanted Burnt Sox and guess what they got the man Burnt with the hashit for the week. See you next week guy, remember to bring it back!!!!!
The ON-ON-ON was held at Mr. Day's Sports bar in the middle of some God forsaken office block in DC. The memory and glory of Packers long gone was everywhere. But alas the price was still $5 for beer and $5 for pizza, and that Rude Boy was watching the door like an animal mother protecting her young. The beer was pleantiful, but the pizza or a semblance of alternative food was not good During the festivities we had a MARVELOUS show by our one and only Exhibit A&B, she was the Alouette lady of all times as we sang and she exposed her BOOBS. Did I say she exposed here BOOBS, yes she really did it not once but three times WOW, the guys in the group were entertained. The ladies were ambilivent about the whole thing. After a couple of hours of GREAT companionship, the crowd thinned and the hash was history for another week!!! Can't wait to next week!!!!
In my CONSTANT REMINDER section I would like to thank Black Box for being such a nice sport about the flour job. I would also like to thank Rude Boy for not allowing me to get my tank top sweaty. In addition I would like to thank Missed Erections for being quiet recently. But, Fussy Bitch was acting up again; I think she was OVER EXCITED about the 100 run thing she got. Is there anyone else who wants to be included in the trash EACH WEEK, if so let me know and you will get in my CONSTANT REMINDER section.
On On, Big Bird Turd
#601 July 20; 6:30 PM Hares: Bundling Board, Cums On A Wimp, & ? Start: TBD On-On-On: TBD
#602 July 24; 6:30 PM Prelude Pub Crawl Hares: Rude Boy & Chappaquickdick Start: TBD On-On-On: TBD Info: 4
Bars, Metro
#600 July 25; 3:00 PM Hares: Stained Sheets, Perk-A-Set, & Big Bird Turd Start: McLean VA VFW On-On-On:
McLean VFW
#603 July 26: 12:00PM (noon) Fat Boy Recovery Run Hares: Road Kill Start: TBD On-On-On: TBD
#604 July 27; 6:30 PM Champagne Charlie Birthday Hash Hares: Champagne Charlie & Eat It Raw Start: Vienna Metro
[orange line] On-On-On: TBD
#605 August 3; 6:30 PM Hares: Trouser Snake & Mystery Hare, Start: Old Town, Alexandria VA On-On-On: TBD
#606 August 10; 6:30 Perky & [Just] John Farewell Hash, Hares: Perky & [Just] John, Start: TBD On-On-On: Sunset
Grille, Annandale VA
#607 August 17; 6:30 PM Hares: Vominatrix, Late Cumer, Bonnie Brewer Start: TBD On-On-On: TBD
#608 August 24; 6:30 PM Hares: Working The Bar & Body Heat, Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#609 August 31; LOOKING FOR HARES
#610 September 7; LOOKING FOR HARES
#611 September 14; LOOKING FOR HARES
WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HARES. If interested, contact GBOF at 703-876-4772.
Tidewater 333 - July 17-19 (Rumor has it that there will be a RED DRESS HASH) See Pay Per View
NC/SC Intercourse July 24-26 See Pay Per View
WH4 600th Run Weekend - July 24 through 27. Friday, July 24 - Prelewd 6:00pm Happy Hour - Location TBA (Saturday July 25th) 3:00pm 600th Hash, social gathering to follow after ON-On or at 7:30 PM, activities will include beer, food, dancing, socializing, and overall a damn good time. Location of Hash and Party - VFW in McLean (the Hash familiar joint near Great Falls). Sunday July 26th Fat Boy recovery hash Noon. Monday July 27th Special Monday Hash at 6:30. Flyer is coming. Pay early (prior to July 6TH ) to save money.
Great Balls Of Fire & [just] Mike's Annual Lake And Pool Party - Saturday 1 August @ 6:00pm Location: Falls Church, VA - Jaguar Trail & Lakeside Village Drive [across from Falls Church H.S.]. Details are a comin'!
DC August Full Moon Hash - August 8th 7:00 PM The "G" String Romp in the wild Hash Hares: Drinks On Me Bud, Wilburr, John Handcock Start: TBD On-On-On: TBD KEEP YOUR CALENDARS OPEN FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tri-HASH-alon - 9 August Time TBD 200 yard float - beer/wine check, 5 mile Mountain Bike through a vineyard - beer/wine check, 2-3 mile run through the vineyard - beer/wine and food following... Where - Tarara Vineyard, Leesburg VA. Hares - *69 (Terry Robinson - terobins@cisco.com) Indecent Proposals (Stefanie Crisanto - scrisanto@fedsched.com)
Nittany Valley H3 550th Hash Weekend At Stone Valley - 13-16 August, for details call Paul TuTu Fairy Rehrig (814) 861- 7989, or email pwr100@psu.edu or web site http://kanzelmeyer.simplenet.com.nvhhh.
DC Red Dress Weekend Of Madness - September 11 through 13, 1998 BIG Weekend with Lots Of Hahsing And Fun. Plan For It NOW! Friday September 11th 7:00 PM Full Moon Hash and Party; September 12th Red Dress Hash: Sunday 13th White House Red Dress Champagne Brunch Recovery Hash and Bash.
Octoberfest & Kuala Lumpur Extravaganza - September 24 - October 10 Drinks On Me Bud is putting together a 3 week package for 25+ hashers to attend the Octoberfest in Munich and other fun stuff before heading to the Interhash in Malaysia. See DOMB if you are interested. He has an AWSOME package for the whole thing!!
Interhash '98 - October 2-4; The Mother Hash, Kuala Lumpur H3, hosts; Join hashers from around the world for the 60th Anniversary of Hashing! Contact Rob Stott, +60-3-618-5650; or mail Jo Doraisamy, PO Box 40, Ampang PO, Ampang, Malaysia 68000. Registration is now $215 US (give or take a dollar for postage etc), to late for a cost reduction you last minute wankers.
Virginia Interhash sometime in early November
Americas Interhash 99 Pittsburgh PA Details to follow