Date: December 27, 1998
Hares: Pussy Whipped & An OTH Buddy
Location: Commuter Parking Lot On The Prince William Parkway
Japanese researchers say drinking stout beer may prevent cancer. In a study of 24 different beers from 11 countries, researchers From Okayama University...near Hiroshima...found that a mysterious substance in beer inhibits the effects of cancer-causing chemicals, or carcinogens, produced when meat and other foods are cooked. Stout beers were the best at inhibiting carcinogens. Wine and sake also worked. So did brandy...but not whiskey. Neither did the one non-alcoholic beer and one of the 17 lagers studied.---
(The study is published in the January issue of the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry...a publication of the American Chemical Society.)
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WHITE HOUSE POST-CHRISTMAS PARTY, January 23 (SEE CUMMING EVENTS For Details)
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It was VERY cold as the group gathered “WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE” at the Commuter Parking lot in Dale City. Pussy Whipped and the Over The Hump Group was having a JOINT Hash with White House on this holiday recovery weekend. There were a lot of people trying to stay warm prior to the start, some of the more prominent “LETS KEEP WARM” group included: Bare Back, Bavarian Bush, Blazing Straddle, Bramble Bush, DangeRously Close, Drinks On Me Bud, 14Kt. Cock, GBOF, Hairy Buddha, Hymen Dickover, John Handcock, Missed Erections, Needle In Thread, Number 2, Put It Out, WhereDaFakHawe, Wilburr, Missing Link, and Vominartix. After a short Father Abe with Big Bird Turd and Pussy Whipped leading we were off.
We headed toward the east and quickly left asphalt and encountered MUD and SNOW and ICE, and MORE MUD. I slipped down a hillside and rode the wave on my hip, all in all it was fun. Pussy Whipped took the group on a LONG back check shortly there after, this closed the group up quite well. Bavarian Bush and I commented to each other that we were in for another Whipped Up Special, and YES we were. We continued down down the hills and on on the dales for some time.
THEN Heymen Dickover and the group of FRB’s encountered the LONGEST BACK CHECK in hashing history, it definitely got their attention. After some time the group got together and continued on. We encountered another check at the top of a GOD AWFUL hill. This lead us to a fence that we had to climb over, jump over or crawl under. After the fence we were REQUIRED to cross a BUSY road and LOTS of us were observed DODGING cars. After mastering this obstacle we crawled through a fence that looked like it had been recently cut just for the occasion. Next we were off road racing back over the highway. I observed Speedy Edie short cutting, but she and the other FRB’s were caught once again by the hares on a long BT.
The true trail went on a muddy path that ran alongside the highway. We had to dodge LOTS of trees and rocks on this stretch of the trail. This finally lead us to a construction site and then back into the woods. After jumping another fence and running along a road we encountered our beer check just off a road. There was warm spiked cider, beer and good company was had by all.
After our SHORT stop we were off again down the asphalt road. About 1/4 mile down the road were off into the woods, at this point I observed Cock Force 1 and Sister 1 (Shannon) coming up HARD after starting late. This wooded section had us encountering many mud puddles and a tunnel that got out tootsies damp. We then circled around a large lake and climbed down a rocky decline to cross under another tunnel.
After the tunnel we ran up a road and took a sharp left into a parking lot. After wander around the parking lot looking for hash we finally found trail down a ravine and up a hill. As we were slugged through more mud Wilburr saw large letters that spelled out “Beer Mear”, and let us ALL share in his discovery. We then continued on into MORE woods and mud. It seemed to go on forever. John Handcock and Blazing Straddle asked me if we were near the ON-IN, and my reply was, “with Pussy Whipped you never know”. As it turned out we encountered a large grassy field shortly there after that lead to a 7 foot high chain linked fence. We had to climb the fence, cross ANOTHER dangerous road (while dodging LOTS of cars), and finally head on in to the commuter parking lot.
This ended the hash and very quickly the circle began because of the weather and the darkness and the lets get home attitude of this tame and reserved group (HA HA).
Bbbrrrr my fellow hashers... bbbbrrrrrr. This is DangeRously Close with your Alternative View.
Travelling to the start for this week's hash was an adventure unto itself for some. Start was in Woodbridge. YES, I said Woodbridge! We joined with the Over-the-Hump Gang - no, not Over-the-HILL - Over- the-Hump for an adventurous trail hared by Pussy Whipped and Company. PW was calling this the "Make-Your-Gift-Returns, Do-Some- Extra-Shopping" trail.
After everyone gathered for a frozen Father Abe, the hares instructed us that we (Alt. Viewers) should take our checkbooks and credit cards and then we were off in search of trail. Runners took off in one direction and the Alternative Viewers went another. We had our own trail to follow. The Alt View group was soon divided in two. Leading the first group was Bareback and Cumz 'n Goes. Accompanying them were: Dual Floppies, Pink Floyd, Purple Haze, Easy Slider, For Sale or Rent, Spits It Out and Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker. The second group was much smaller and consisted of me, DangeRously Close, Fussy Bitch, (just) Jen, and West Virginia Woodie. My group lagged behind.
After exiting the commuter lot (thank goodness for VDOT commuter lots - OTHers love them!) we headed (who said "head"?) down the Prince William Parkway toward the commercial area... In other words... TOWARDS THE STORES!! First we encountered Target. The up front group was soon very far off as my four slagged behind to go into Target. Not only did we go in for warmth, but because one of us - not to name anyone specific - needed to purchase a new ear warmer/headband. After making the necessary purchase and sufficient thawing, off we went back to trail. Still on Prince William Parkway, we crossed Telegraph Road, passed Unos Pizza (where we smelled the wondrous aroma!) and headed ('said "head" again??) to Best Buy, Don Pablos, and a strip mall. In the strip mall, beany babies were spied in the Zany Brainy store window. Weeellll... the shopper among us just had to go inside to see all they had. No purchase made and so on we went. Passing the Borders Bookstore, warm fresh coffee we smelled and the comment was made, "Should we stop for coffee??" We didn't stop, but the aroma kept us going for quite awhile. Trail led us across the Prince William Parkway toward another strip mall, and we conversed on the topic of whether or not Crown Books was closing for business. It was just after I stated that, "There is no way this one will close; it is an extremely busy store," that we noticed the "OUT OF BUSINESS" signs in the window. So, with my foot in my mouth, we crossed the parking lot to a Shoppers grocery store and with thoughts of beer and munchies we continued.
With frost on our noses, we walked on. Past the Chuck E. Cheese and Lowes store we went. Crossing Worth Avenue, we decided to short cut and go straight toward the TGI Fridays and down the Parkway. Again passing TGI's our thoughts went to warm beverages. BUT, on we trudged. Back down the Parkway and back toward Route 85. I decided to do at least a little running, and upon intersecting the runners, I blended right in as we all headed (head again???) to the far end of the lot to warm cider, beer, cookies, and more beer. Etc. Etc. Etc.
So went a rather frosty Sunday trail... Many warm thoughts for the New Year. Happy trails until we meet again... Same bat-time, same bat-channel...
On-On and many happy trails... DangeRously Close
The circle stared almost immediately after the 69th hasher returned. We located at the far end of the commuter lot. The hares were called forward by GBOF, Pussy Whipped and his co-hare from OTH entered drank and left. Next we called the Virgins forward, the included:
| Name | Who Made Them Come | Temporary Hash Name | "Let Me See Your ..." |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stephanie | Needle In Thread | A Stick in Time Saves Mine | Your New Fuzzy Toy |
| Colleene | Missing Link | Beaser’s Bedroom Buddy | Your Matching Ornaments |
| Shannon | Cock Force 1 | Sister Dearest #1 | Bodacious TA-TA’s |
Our virgins were instructed on the finer points of rapid beer consumption by GBOF. They drank to the tune of “Why Were They Born So Beautiful”, welcome Virgin Class Of #627, enjoy the hash. We had 2 VISITORS, (1) Staming from the Oslo Hash, and (2) (just) Shrow from the Moscow hash. The got their souvenir mugs and drank. We had several birthdays, (1) Hymen Dickover, and (2) Bavarian Bush, plus a few others, ask them for their names if you care. There were some other NOT IMPORTANT violations (late arrivals Cock Force 1 and Sister 1, plus others).
Pussy Whipped brought it back and the ceremony was short and to the point. Pussy Whipped didn’t keep it, Heymen Dickover won it for losing his bird feather hat on trail. Due to the COLD and LACK of interest the circle was over QUICKLY. But, we did sing Swing Low and ask all of our stupid questions.
The location the On-On-On was Red Robin’s just off of the Prince William Parkway. The selected large beers were $3 for a pint and a half and the food was pay from the menu. It was a blast and many of us stayed LATE into the night. I was able to do several interviews and will carry them in total NEXT WEEK.
In my CONSTANT REMINDER section The hares MUST get mentioned for this EXCITING and festive event. Put It Out (FOREVER & EVER) for his attitude and religious abuse of the hash. All of the rest of you must wait until next week.
On, On, Big Bird Turd
#629 January 10: 3:00 PM Pricewaterhouse & Coopers Dweeb Accounting Hash
Hares: Pay Per View, Keyless Entry, & The Mayor; Start: PWC, Fair Lakes, VA
#630 January 17: 3:00 PM Three Chicks and a `Tit' Hash Hares: Zimboobwat,
Two Lips On A Dyke, (just) Theresa, & Holy Tit
Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#631 January 24: 3:00 PM The Bitchin' Hash Hares: 50 $ Bitch, Fussy
Bitsh, Driving Ms Bitch, & Put The Bitch Down, Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#632 January 31: 3:00 PM Super Bowl Hash Hares: Love Me Tender & No
Butts, No Glory [fourth year in a row!] , Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#633 February 7: 3:00 PM Hares: Great Balls Of Fire & [just] Susan,
Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#634 February 14: 3:00 PM Valentine's Day Hash Hares: Shave Me Elmo &
Put It Out, Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#635 February 21: 3:00 PM Valentine's Day / The Honeymoon's Over Hash
Hares: Jimi Hendrix & Oralgina, Start: TBD, On-On-On: TBD
#636 February 28: 3:00 PM Belgian Nash Hash Pre-Lewd Hares: Pay Per View
& ?, Start: Van Dorn Metro, On-On-On: Nick's
WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HARES. If interested, contact GBOF at 703-876- 4772.
INDIA NASH HASH: January 15-18 1998 hhtp://friends.cgnet.com/hhhh/India Nash Hash ‘99
WHITE HOUSE H4 POST CHRISTMAS PARTY: Saturday January 23, 1999, Forest Glen Ballroom, Silver Springs, Maryland. Its NOW $35.00 so PAY UP SOON!!!!!
MOUNT VERNON H3 600TH HASH & “FIRST BLUE MOON OF 99” FULL MOON HASH : Friday January 29, 1999 This will be a JOINT hash to begin at 7:00 PM. Mclean VFW, Band, Beer, Pizza and LOTS OF FUN. Hares: Stained Sheets, Full Metal Balls, Perk-A-Set, Big Bird Turd, Start: McLean VFW Spring Hill Road & Old Dominion Road McLean VA, On-On-On: McLean VFW Spring Hill Road & Old Dominion Road McLean VA
MARDI GRAS MADNESS IX HASH WEEKEND: Feb 12-16 1999. Fussy Bitch is leading a trip to the great city of New Orleans to raise some hell and drink some beer over Mardi Gras. See Fussy for details (she has a handout that covers it all), it is a great time.
PANAMA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 1000 RUN: March 5-7 1999. Quick Drawers is coordinating our participation as a group, more to follow. If this is anything like the Costa Rica 1000th “DON’T MISS IT”!
AUSSIE NASH HASH ‘99: April 2-4, 1999 http://www.hhh.asn.au/events/Nash99_1.html
AFRICA INTERHASH ‘99: June 4-6 1999 In Zimbabwe, near Lake Victoria, See Mellow Foreskin Cheese for details.
UK NASH HASH ’99: August 27-30 1999 http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/stephentaylor/nashhash.htm
AMERICAS INTERHASH ‘99: September 3-6 1999. Hosted by Pittsburgh H3, Pennsylvania. Contact Jim "Whiff" Montgomery, (412) 431-7350, or "Dead Kennedy," e-mail brady@serviceware.com. Official address: InterAmericas Hash '99, John Olson, 723 5th St, Oakmont, PA 15139 USA. e-mail:IAH99@webtv.net - Internet: "http://www.interhash.simplenet.com/REGFORM.html" (rego form) MESSAGE FROM “Moon”. Another 1000 years down the poop-chute and Pittsburgh is bracing itself for the celebration of the century! Just wait and see what Tittsburgh has in store for you... There'll be enough beer to drown you and your ancestors back to the primordial spooge from which they were spawned, enough shiggy to clog a waffle tread, more meals and treats than Christmas Eve in Hedon and, perhaps most importantly, everyone's gonna get crude, lewd, and stewed--Burgh style! Wahoooo!!! Get ready for AIH '99 in Tittsburgh USA, Labor Day Weekend 1999. Cum one, cum all, 'cause we gonna have a ball!!!
VIRGINIA INTERHASH: September 17-19, 1999. Hosted By The Tidewater Hash House Harriers, Location Tidewater Virginia. Plan on camping. Cost (currently) is $69.69, contact Fart Master at Fartmstr@erols.com or Little Richard Duffer2525@aol.com for details.
EUROHASH 99: September 17-19, 1999. Location central Turkey http://www.dominet.com.tr/users/ersin/hash/Eurohash Drinks On Me Bud is contemplating another group excursion, details to follow. If you missed Bud’s KL trip, don’t repeat your mistake. See Drinks On Me Bud for details.
DC RED DRESS WEEKEND OD MADNESS: October 1-3, 1999. Full Moon Lounge-Array Hash On Friday 7:00 PM October 1, Red Dress Run Friday 15:00 PM October 2, Recovery Brunch Hash Sunday 10:00 AM October 3. Details to follow.
PAN ASIA HASH ’99: October 29-31, 1999 http://www.softwest.net.au/panasia99
INTERHASH 2000: February 25-27, 2000 Tasmania, Australia