White House Hash

House Harriers

For Directions and Information call 202-PUD-JAM0/202-232-HASH

"In Beer we Trust" August 30, 1999

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"A hash run may involve crossing streets with traffic or running through fields, woods and

streams with briars, obstacles or poison ivy. Each hasher is responsible for his or her own health,

safety and welfare - get into the spirit of the fun but know your limits."

 

August 30, 1999 da Hares: PayPerView and Just Somebody Brew Crew: Steamer’s Bitch and JustBrian

Regular Announcements

UpCumming Runs

Monday, September 20, 1999 at 6:30 pm.

The Menage a Trois Hash

Hares; RaiseMyTitanic, WestVaWoody, DasBeaver

Monday, September 27, 1999 at 6:30 pm

Hares: LoveMeTender, NoButtsNoGlory, & BlowstheCradle

The LAST MONDAY hash of the Year!!!

View from the PackRun # 665

It all began at a park called Hensley in a town called Alexandria. We gathered to pay our tribute to the hare PayPerView and her minion a hare whose name I never wrote down and therefore cannot tell you who he was, although I believe his first name was, and is, "just".

Apparently many hashers, being of only half a mind, had a difficult time finding the park. Primarily because everyone and their brother knows it as Cameron Run and NOT Hensley (or was it Helmsley?, whatever.) This scribe knew she was in the general vicinity, but was unclear as to exactly where the start was, even with the directions. However, the ever prompt and semi-anal Religious Advisor, was seen wandering out to the street where he was hollering and waving errant hashers to the start. Of course, the scribe did not spot the RA until she was passed the entrance of the park. Undeterred, the scribe broke several laws in an attempt to turn right too late.

 

ForSaleorRent was wondering about taking photos of hasher, probably to be used later by the authorities for identification purposes when no one returns from the run. DepositInTheRear was seen mumbling to herself and having a conversation with Satan (Isn’t THAT special). Mr.Softie was proving that, yes he is too.

It was a lovely surprise to see TheHasherFormerlyKnownAs… supposedly the boy moved to Orlando and was never going to be seen again, but dang it! If he doesn’t keep popping up.

OneNoTrump, get this, accused the scribe of making things up in the trash. Get out! Can you believe that??!! The scribe making stuff up? Then aliens landed and took several hashers away to be their slaves on the planet Zorcon.com.

FuckingNuts also put in an appearance. "bout time. That job at McDonald’s seems to keep him real busy.

Enough of that. After the usual nonsense of Father Abe, etc. etc., the pack took off like a herd of turtles. Down Eisenhower Ave, we went. The herd took a left and headed straight for the Beltway entrance ramp. This is a dream come true!!! Hashing across the Beltway!! Terrific!

Unfortunately, true trail went off to the right, up a steep embankment onto a grassy area that looked like it ran parallel to Eisenhower Ave. and the Beltway. Way cool running along in a "wilderness" area while you could hear trucks whizzing along at hundreds of miles per hour.

MudPie was running along with Oil

 

OnOn BiteMeElmo

View from the Back-The Alternate View

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

White House Hash House Harriers MisManagement

Joint Masters:

Bill "BigBirdTurd" Wagner

Pete "WhereDaFukHawe" Marceau

SongMeisters:

Mike "DrinksOnMeBud" Kearney

HashHops:

Tom "DropBox" Carney

Eric "RoadKill" Klun

Amy "Vominatrix" Carlson

Judy "CervixWithaSmile" Cunningham

Pete "Number2" Wilkinson

Bret "Steamer’sBitch" Schlueter

HashFlash:

Chris "PullsitOut" Kay

Religious Advisor:

Andy "GreatBallsofFire" Smythe

HashCashs:

Scott "LeaveItInBeaver" Curit

Kirstin "ButtPlug" Walcott

HashLash:

Jackie "FussyBitch" Appleby

HashScribes:

Maria "BiteMeElmo" Bertacchi

Ginger "DangeRouslyClose2OhFeelYaButts" Higgins

Bill "MellowForeSkinCheese" Wagner

HasherDasher:

Suzanne "HasherHumper" Stephenson

HashHash:

Mary "EatsItRaw" Bussler