streams with briars, obstacles or poison ivy. Each hasher is responsible for his or her own health,

safety and welfare - get into the spirit of the fun but know your limits."

Last year’s run attracted 605 lunatics in red dresses running about our nation’s capitol. As of 9/23/99 over 500 folks with absolutely nothing better to do, have registered for this year’s run.

Friday, October 1, 1999, will kick of the DC Area Red Dress Run with a, you got it..a Full Moon Run. Despite that fact that the full moon has come and gone, at least astrologically, that never deters our determined and organized full moon hash mismanagement.

This is the "Cum and Get Leid" Hash. Wear your favorite Goofy Hawaiian (Puke) outfit and we guarantee you'll cum DangeRously Close to getting leid.

We are hashing in Old Towne Alexandria. Start will be in the Plaza between the Joe Theisman's Restaurant and the Embassy Suites Hotel on Diagonal Road between Duke and King Streets. This is right across the street from the parking lot at the King Street Metro Station. There is a parking garage in the Embassy Suites building for just $3.50. **It closes at midnight so keep that in mind.**

The trail starts at 7:30, but we start gathering at 7:00. Be there early! The cost for this pre-Red Dress Full mOOn Hash is $18.00. That covers the hash, giveaways, great food and beer till midnight at the On-On-On.

• If anyone is interested in being a member of mismanagement next year, see a member of mismanagement. Preferably the one doing the job you think you’d like to do. New mismanagement will take over at the White House Christmas Party in January.

Sunday, October 3, 1999 at 10 pm.

FatBoy’s Recovery Run

Hares: BigBirdTurd and WheredaFukHawe

Sunday, October 3, 1999 at 3 pm.

Hares: Missing Link

Sunday, October 10, 1999 3 pm

Hares: PutsitOut, RuinedItForDad

The scribe sends her deepest apologizes to the hares and the hash, not only is this *$#*^#$(#)%)&() computer causing me a headache because MICROSOFT WORD SUCKS and is the source of all evil in the world, but the scribes have not been very scribe like this month.

Let’s just say, life has gotten in the way. That said, I cannot remember much from this run, since I hared it. But I do recall hanging back with Watergate, Beastie Bush, Jimi Hendrix, Oralgina, Blowsthe Cradle, and BadDog. It was a fabulous run, because the scribe was hare.

Here is some "hoo ha" thanks to DangerouslyClose2OFeelYaButtz------- regarding the circle….

Late cummers:

Drinks On Me Bud

• Just Doug – Cyber Slut
• Just Darrell – Electric Slut
• Just Marilee – Bad Taste
• Just Clayten – Greasy Balls
• Just Davie – Talks like Zees

• Great Balls of Fire
• Bite Me Elmo
• Watergate

• No Butts 100
• Big Bird Turd 125
• Black Box 175

• Lazy Mother F*cker for just being himself
• Watergate for leaving her own Birthday party early

The Winner was……………for just being himself…………Lazy Mother F*cker!

(as reported by hash Religious Advisor, GreatBallsofFire)

The pack followed the trail directly into the woods off the W&OD Trail, found the first check, and all hash leading from the check were bad trails. The pack milled about for a few minutes, until someone on the bike trail yelled OnOn, and we followed them into a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge looooooooooooong tunnel under I-66.

Not a lot of folks had flashlights. But the hash likes doing things in the dark, hence Full Moon runs. Besides many hashers spend a great deal of time being in the dark due to their mental condition. Any way, popping out from the tunnel, the pack came out at E. Falls Church Metro, found the trail, which led them right back to the park where they started. Total time on trail - ten minutes.

Some folks declared the pack accidentally found the On In trail, and that everyone should go back into the huuuuuuuuuuuuge looooooooooooong tunnel they came out of. Many said screw it, found a pedestrian [presbyterian?] walk way over I-66. Following WDFK the group was informed a beer check was at Black Box's house. We made a bee-line to North Arlington, looking for the familiar Ms. Box's house. We were the first folks there, including #2. The beer van showed up, B.B.s' house was actually the second beer check.

By this time it was starting to rain, so not having been on trail all day we, including Oar Whore, ran the mile or so back to the park across from the Metro station. And that was the end.

(Editor’s note; Excellent trail ladies!! Using flour sparingly and no markings is very environmentally conscious and economical of you!)

This Circle was brought to you by co-scribe, DangerouslyClose2OFeelyaButts

• Just Dave – Finger Pickin Good–Pick This

• Just Tim – Leave It In Beaver made him cum – Beaver Licker –
• Just Frank – Bullshit made him cum – Cow Pie

• Just Dave - $50 B*tch made him cum –Small Change
• Just Johnny – Hurley Gurly Mon made him cum –Hurls This
• Just Annie – Raise My Titanic made her cum – Dirty Knees
• Just Dan – Das Beaver, W VA Woodie, Raise My Titanic made him cum (bet he had fun!) - Very Friendly Guy
• Just Tim – Lazy Mother F*cker made him cum –Other Whitemeat

• Just Chuck – now named Critter from Dallas
• Gonna – don’t know where he was from
• Coffee Grinder – California

• Pulls It Out 50
• Leave It In Beaver 69
• Hurls From the Crypt 69
• Love Me Tender 100 – received engraved mug!
• Tick Cock – 125

Appropriately we sang them: Get a Life!

Wilbur – hold his huge umbrella. Is that one of those things where a guy has to purchase a bigger umbrella to compensate for the small size of his *#@(+)????

Holiday Ho – who had to be freezing… she was wearing a tank top and it was cold cold rain!

Keil Bastard – evidently he traded his gold club in for an umbrella

Oar Whore – who was really whining about not being able to find a red dress for the Big Event!

We toasted – or roasted – those that attended Virginia’s Interhash (otherwise known as the post-hurricane hash) in Virginia Beach the weekend before.

Awarded to the hares. I’m not sure why, coulda been any one of a number of things: Totally messing with all us half-minds my having three different trails? Color coding the trail markings? Using abbreviations on the trail causing all us half-minds to have to think?! Totally screwing with us all by having all three trails start together to one big huge check that no one could follow. Running one of the trails so close to a yellow-jackets swarm that several hashers, including one of the hares ended up covered with bees and stung in many places! - - -Is this the return of the Killer Bees? Beginning the joint trails in such a way that too many of us had America’s Interhash de ja vu!

Okay, all! Hang on tight. The trash will be back to normal, well as normal as it can be for a trash, next Monday. You have my solemn promise. And if you believe this scribe, then I also have a nice bridge in DC I’d like to sell you. But seriously folks. It will!!!

Pete "WhereDaFukHawe" Marceau

Mike "DrinksOnMeBud" Kearney

Eric "RoadKill" Klun

Amy "Vominatrix" Carlson

Judy "CervixWithaSmile" Cunningham

Pete "Number2" Wilkinson

Bret "Steamer’sBitch" Schlueter

Chris "PullsitOut" Kay

Andy "GreatBallsofFire" Smythe

Scott "LeaveItInBeaver" Curit

Kirstin "ButtPlug" Walcott

Jackie "FussyBitch" Appleby

Maria "BiteMeElmo" Bertacchi

Ginger "DangeRouslyClose2OhFeelYaButts" Higgins

Bill "MellowForeSkinCheese" Wagner

Suzanne "HasherHumper" Stephenson

Mary "EatsItRaw" Bussler