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Many local area hashs, including White House HHH

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White House Hash House Harriers MisManagement

(Those Responsible for all the Debachery!)

This is the perfect way to show your hash support. People are needed to step forward for Y2K Mis-management. If you are interested in being a member of Year 2000 Mismanage- ment see a member of this year's Mis- management. De- scriptions of each position are in- cluded BELOW. The new mis-

management will take over at the annual White House Holiday Party in January.

1999 MISMANAGEMENT

In addition to all the fun stuff, there is a lot of hard work and effort that goes into running the hash. These folks put a lot of their personal time into this "volunteer" work and make a concerted effort to be there each week.

· Joint Masters: (General running of the hash - the BIG CHEESES, assist RA with leading the circle, our Public Relations dogs. They are the ones to blame for anything connected with the hash - if it goes wrong it's their fault! Attendance each week is very important.) Bill “Big Bird Turd” Wagner and Pete “Where Da Fuk Hawe” Marceau

· SongMeisters (Attendance each week is mandatory. Lead us in song - whether or not they can actually carry a tune - continually cumming up with new and exciting lyrics, or just faking it!) Mike “Drinks On Me Bud” Kearney

· HashHops (Brew Crew - Responsible for: stocking the BEER, water, soda AND cups - these are real important; driving the van to/from the hash and beer checks; maintaining order at and supply of beer at beer checks and before & after circle; and lastly, care, cleaning and maintenance of the beer van. One member of brew cew is assigned to each week's hash and attendance by that person is mandatory - WE OWE THESE FOLKS A LOT! - TAKE THE TIME TO THANK THEM WHENEVER YOU HAVE A CHANCE!)

Tom “Drop Box” Carney

Eric “Road Kill” Klun

Amy “Vominatrix” Bloom

Judy “Cervix With a Smile” Cunningham

Pete “Number 2” Wilkinson

Bret “Steamer’s Bitch” Schlueter

· HashFlash (Takes photos at each hash - recording all this debachery for future generations to study and ponder - and is responsible for having the film developed and compliing photoalbums for general hash viewing. Attendance each week is very important.) Chris “Pulls It Out” Kay

· Religious Advisor (The BIG Mouth - Runs the Circle with the help of the JMs - makes the necessary visitor & virgin introductions and decides on any namings each week. Weekly attendance is mandatory.) Andy “Great Balls of Fire” Smythe

· HashCashs (Does Check-in each week - TAKES OUR MONEY - maintains the attendance records spreadsheet and bank account. One Hash Cash should be in attendance at each hash.) Scott “Leave It In Beaver” Curit and Kirstin “Butt Plug” Walcott

· Hare Raiser/HashLash (Tracks down all those nasty hares, provides virgin hare instruction, maintains the electronic mailing list, issues the weekly emails) Jackie “Fussy Bitch” Appleby

· HashScribes (Responsible for the weekly Hash Trash - that means being there! - including writing all the lies and made-up junk contained therein. This also includes the reproduction and distribution of said Trash.) Maria “Bite Me Elmo” Bertacchi, Ginger “DangeRously Close” Higgins, and Bill “Mellow Foreskin Cheese” Wagner

· HasherDasher aka Hash Peddler (gee, where to begin… She is always there to peddle our wares, etc. She is responsible for the inventory ordering, stocking/storage, transporting, and selling of WH4 hash gear, attire and such. Researches new items and Cums up with the designs or solicits designers for each new item. She also maintains the finances for this aspect of the hash.) Suzanne “Hasher Humper” Stephenson

· HashHash (purchases and stocks all the snacks in the beer van - making sure we don't go hungry each week!) Mary “Eat It Raw” Bussler

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

· WHITE HOUSE HASH SWEATS - Order Yours Today! Don't miss out! Special order ONLY: Hasher Humper has forms for WH4 Sweats: shirts w/hoods ($25), without hoods ($18) and pants ($19). You must see her and prepay for the merchandise. Checks can be post-dated to 10/31.

· Black Box has recently updated the Hash Directory. The updated version will ONLY be available electronically. If you want a copy, you can email her at pattithomas@ost.dot.gov.

· Speaking of the Holiday Party - if you have any ideas on where White House can hold the Christmas party (January) speak to/email Great Balls of Fire or Bite Me Elmo. A hall or clubhouse facility is needed that can hold at least 200 folks. Email GBOF at - asmythe@tsc.com or BME at Maria.Bertacchi@ qwest.com.

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THIS WEEK'S TRAIL REPORT

October 24th, 1999 “The It's Definitely NOT a Marathon Hash." OR "The 1 Year Naming Anniversary Trail!". Hares: DangeRously Close, Barney's Bitch, $50 Bitch, Holy! Tit..

View submitted by Just Sam: Ahhhh, the wind blows through the hair .... freezing most of the brain cells closest to the top. This week's hash started from a great location right in the middle of Rosslyn.

A little chilly at first, it warmed up nicely with an enthusiastic Father Abraham. Right off the bat we took off running. Poodle Fuck led the pack in the wrong direction right away. Just finding the trail in the beginning was a chore. Once we found it, we crossed one of the elevated walks there and went up towards the Iwo Jima memorial. The hares had a great idea, with the finish to the Marine Corps Marathon ending at Iwo Jima, why not send the hash through as well.

Begin the disappearing trail. Not only was the trail ...um .. GONE.. but Big Bird Turd left conveniently erroneous arrows for the rest of us to "follow". The pack went back and forth to Iwo across the Rt. 50 overpass several times. Poodle Fuck, Hawaiian shirt guy and I (Just Sam) ran off past Iwo to see if there was some kind of trail. By the time we returned, the pack was gone. Off to PetiBones we assumed. Hawaiian shirt guy and I found part of the trail that led up to Freedom park and then back down past PetiBones. At this point someone yelled down for us to come up to where the BEER was. YEAH!!!

Whatever happened to the pack in between... no one knows, 3 hashsers had found the true trail and ran as far down as Roosevelt Island. But the main pack felt the cold and found the beer. Great job by the hares (not) in sending us through the most crowded place around on Sunday! We're all sure it would've been a great trail if it hadn't been for those darn marathoners running amok over the trail.

Until next week, On On -

Just Sam (signing off)

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This week's Circle report:

As usual, the rituals were begun by our hares (DangeRously Close, $50 Bitch and Holy Tit) performing downdowns.

Virgins:

WHO: MADE THEM CUM: WELCUMED AS:

Blake Cindy Yogi’s Girlfriend

Paul Ran 5 Miles

Drank 6 Minutes $5 Whore

Clair Nobody Smell My Fingers

Visitors:

WHO? FROM?

Black Widow Daytona Beach H3)

Patch Work Quilt Mosquito County H3 (Orlando)

Everybody Rides Mosquito County H3 (Orlando)

Hemorrhoids Mosquito County H3 (Orlando)

Hyena Hogtown H3 (Toronto)

Humidor Hogtown H3 (Toronto)

Misty Montreal H3

Dancing Fool Philadelphia Trash H3

Gator Bait San Diego H3

Just Kevin Great Falls H3

Just Shawna Great Falls H3

Early Withdrawal Emerald Coast

Long Time No-seers:

Hasher Humper (?)

Namings:

We had two:

We had two.

(Just) Jeff was just named last week and didn’t like his name - Sperm Guzzler – so he wanted to try again – NOT. Don’t ask, you might not like what you get. Nominations for the renaming were Pansy, Hasher Formerly Known as Sperm Guzzler, Whine & Cut Cheese, Seamen In The Rear, Felch Guzzler, Gigolo, and Seamen Vomit. After rethinking his options, henceforth and forever more, he will still forever be known in the White House Hash and throughout the world of hashing as Sperm Guzzler.

(Just) Anaklara is a senior at G.W. who stopped while running the Army 10 Miler to do an environmental eight times during the run that got #2 named. Yup, you guessed it, she did the same thing while running the Marine Corp. Marathon, but only two times. (And you wonder whether pasta is good for you.) Nominations were I Don’t Give A Shit, Twice The Crap, Shitty Titty, Nipples, Bullets, Queen Porta Lit hits & Tits, Dirty Crack, and Skinny Hard Ones and Begging For Sex. After a run off with Shitty Titty Bang Bang, henceforth and forever more, she will forever be known in the White House Hash and throughout the world of hashing as Fecal Attraction.

Violations:

Watergate for signing up for the Marine Corp. Marathon, but not training. (She was at the beer check though cheering people on.)

Hurley Girly Man for being a Watergate-wanna-be - running the Marine Corp. Marathon with Watergate’s number.

Vominatrix for staying in bed rather than running the Marine Corp. Marathon, even though she was an elite runner because of her time last year.

All the runners who ran the Marine Corp. Marathon: Goofy, Tart Wheel, Hurly Gurly Mon, Dancing Fool, Chicken Fucker, Roach Motel, Love Me Tender, Holy Tit!, $50 Bitch, etc etc etc.

Spinal Tap for self incrimination.

Patch Work Quilt for overachieving.

Poodle Fuck for being a #1 whiner because his dog committed an environmental on trail.

Holiday Ho (Germany) and Love Me Tender (San Francisco) for leaving town for greener pastures.

Big Bird Turd for drawing tons of hares arrows on the trail! AND they were in the wrong direction on trail, which led to all GMs drink, All TOBWs drink, and all Anniversary hares drink.

All DOT employees - Black Box, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, and Metro Ho – drank for the circle being interrupted by the airplanes flying overhead, which led to all GMs drink and all Bitches drink.

Hashshit:

Evidently the Hashit was missing this week or the Circle Scribe just plain forgot, cuz today’s editor has nothing to input here.

On On -

Mellow Foreskin Cheese

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UPCUMMING RUNS and EVENTS

Sunday, November 7th, Run #680 Hare: Leisure Suit

Larry. 3^rd Annual, Marx/Lennon "What Is Happening to

the F*~!=^g Proletariat?" or the "Ya Say Ya Want a

*Revolution!" Run & Party. NOTE: A to A at the Fairfax

Hunt Club. Total cost for run, beer, dinner, music, only

$15. Come dressed as your favorite commisar, Cold

Warrior, or Star Wars creature.
Sunday, November 14th, Run #681 Hare: Diaper. The

Veterans Day Run

Wednesday, November 17^th: To all CPOs, Hashers and

anyone else who may have an interest!!! The Director,

Space Information Transfer Division, Chief of Naval

Operations N61, Washington DC requests the pleasure of

your company at the retirement Ceremony for

RMCS(SW) RAMON GARCIA (Agua Nino), at two o'clock,

at the Navy Memorial, Washington, DC a reception will

follow at, "My Brothers Place" 237 2nd Street N.W.,

Washington DC. RSVP: (703) 604-8388. Attire:

Military guest: Khaki, working blues, Civilian guest:

Informal.

Sunday, November 21st, Run #682 Hares: Blowin In the

Wind and Hurly Gurly Mon.

Sunday, November 28th, Run # 683 Hares: Bad Bush &

Little JAG Queen.

Sunday, December 5th, Run #684 Hares: Deposit In The

Rear and Oralgina. The "George is Dead" Hash.

Sunday, December 12th, Run #685. Hares: Steers &

Queens. Tentatively scheduled to be joint with Over-

The-Hump HHH.

Sunday, December 19th, Run #686 Hares: Hada Madam &

his Elves! 6th Annual Christmas Hash

Sunday, December 26th, Run #687 HARES NEEDED:

Contact Fussy Bitch @ (703) 255-3215 or

FussyBichWh4@aol.com.

White House Anthem

We're the White House Hashers

Scum of the Er Er Earth

Scourge of Cre a a tion

Godforsaken fornicatin’ sons of bitches

Found in every Whorehouse

Drink, Smoke, and Screw ew ew

We're the White House Hash

And we say, "Fuck you!"

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